(Spoken)

[Dedede]

Heh heh heh... So we meet again... Kirby

[Kirby]

Puyo?

[Dedede]

You thought you could eat more food than ME? Well try eatin' when I'VE GOT ALL THE FOOD IN DREAMLAND!

[Kirby]

Puyo!

[Dedede]

What's that? You want it back?

(Sung)

Then TAKE IT!

BY FORCE!

(OF COURSE!)

(Spoken)

[Kirby]

Puyo?

[Dedede]

(That means fight me.)

(Sung)

Let's Brawl!

You and me, Pink!

Better give your all!

If you think you'll beat Dedede

You're in for quite a treat...

And also for a STOMPIN'

CRUSHIN'

DEFEAT!

[Kirby]

Puyo!

[Dedede]

TAKE THAT!

I Can suck too!

All this penguin fat

Makes me better at it than you!

What's that? Flyin' away?

WELL I CAN TOO so you're stuck!

No luck!

You'll stay!

[Dedede and Minions]

Don't Whine and Cry

This match is totally unfair!

You're a punchin' bag

And I've got moves to spare!

This 'ere wrestling ring is

Where a king can fight & thrive!

So say your final prayers

'cos you ain't leavin' alive...

[Minions]

Praise to the mighty King Dedede!

For his victory quickly draws near!

Through the fiercest ferocity

Witness atrocities

Live right here!

(AUGH!)

(Spoken)

[Dedede]

Did you. Did you just. Eat That Dee. And steal his soul?

[Kirby]

Puyo!

[Dedede]

...AWWWW! I TWISTED MAH ANKLE!

(Sung)

OH, I'M SO WEAK!

I'M STUCK DOWN, I'VE LOST MY GROOVE!

WHITE FLAG! YOU WIN, KIRBY!

BY TECHNICALITY, THOUGH!

'COS I

CAN'T MOVE!

[Kirby]

Puyo...

[Dedede]

The food... YOU WANT THE FOOD, RIGHT?!

I GOT A LOTTA THAT HERE! SO DIG IN, EAT WELL, EAT FREE!

The only thing I ask is...

FOR ALL THAT'S GOOD AND HOLY, DON'T EAT MEEEEEEEEEE!

(Spoken)

Welp... there goes the food... Prob'ly shoulda ate some before the fight...

[Waddle Dee]

Your highness! Great work out there today! Should I set up a rematch with Kirby once your ankle heals?

[Dedede]

Are you kiddin'?! I can't fight THAT thing one on one! Someone else can do it! ...Someone ELSE can do it. Waddle Dee! Take this down for me! I need... I need a MONSTER... to clobber dat dere Kirby!