(Spoken Intro)
[Hex]
Hello, World! It's me!
Your best bot buddy!
I hope you like my new performance!
Hey, Boyfriend, let's start!
[Boyfriend]
Hello, TV land!
Gonna lend a hand!
This robot's skills are enormous!
Let him into your hearts!
[Hex]
It's been rather hard to gleam the confidence to be here!
But the excitement buzzing in the airwaves sets me free here!
[Boyfriend]
Just pick up the mic, and everybody wants to here ya!
Tell 'em bit more 'bout yourself
I promise that they'll cheer ya!
[Hex]
Some of you may have seen me already!
On last years big new story
Crazed robot punches rock star!
[Boyfriend]
He was hacked! His OS was unsteady!
Hex wouldn't hurt anyone
So don't focus on that part!
[Hex]
Bask and behold, the B-Ball bot
You call "Bezerk" can belt beats!
[Boyfriend]
He's got a heart of gold
And tunes to rock you out of your seats!
[Hex]
Boyfriend's bars will sync with my timing!
[Boyfriend]
I'll complete your open-end rhyming!
[Both]
Pull out the stops, Till we reach the top!
[Boyfriend]
Charts can use some climbing!
[Hex]
Climbed a whole lot places just to get here, trust me
Kind of gets hard to hold on when the way's so slippery!
[Boyfriend]
Bet it was super-rough to make it here the long way
But I'm sure that you'll win with a nice tale to spin!
Tell 'em about your day!
[Hex]
Thought it was over, my processors were freezing'
Then all of a sudden
A big Russian man helped me for some reason
[Boyfriend]
No doubt your kind deeds around the town inspired
Everyone who saw them
To give kindness back and to push you higher!
[Hex]
On my path, I passed by an old place
And my RAM filled up with an old face
[Boyfriend]
That must be that best friend you brought up
Did you stop in and get caught up?
[Hex]
I'd love to see his warm, withered smile
But he's been gone for a good long while
[Boyfriend]
Don't know that guy well, or where he hails from
But he must be proud of how far you've come!
[Hex]
At long last, I'd finally made it!
[Boyfriend]
Reached that theater, fame awaited!
[Hex]
Took my first steps inside!
[Boyfriend]
Circuits filled up with pride!
[Hex]
All of a sudden, terror struck me!
[Boyfriend]
What, were you nervous you'd be sucky?
[Hex]
I went to the wrong place!
[Boyfriend]
Oh no! How'd you save face?
[Hex]
Found a friend in the end
Asked her for a lift
[Boyfriend]
Lucky you!
Seems you crew really is a gift!
[Hex]
Gave me a lift, all right
Just not how I expected
[Boyfriend]
Just proves when things get tight
It helps to be connected!
[Hex]
That's how the helpful, humble Hex
Was heaved right here before you!
[Boyfriend]
Man, with a tale like that
I bet that no-one could ignore you!
[Hex]
Bring it home with one final chorus!
[Boyfriend]
Time to make the masses adore us!
[Both]
One final go to let the world know
[Boyfriend]
"Hex will never bore us!"
[Hex]
Lookin' into the audience, I can't help but see
Everyone who lent me a hand across my journey!
[Boyfriend]
Buddy, we got your back, we know you wanted in this!
Come on Hex bring it home!
Show em' that tv dome has the drive to win this!
[Hex]
To all my friends out there
And to those who I've not met yet
If you all let me share my gift with the world
You ain't seen nothing yet!
[Boyfriend]
Filled with surprises
There's no one who thinks quicker
You know who your guy is
So make the right choice and select the victor!
[Hex]
Well, folks, that's my song
My fates lie with you
I'd like to thank my friend Boyfriend!
Give him applause, too!
[Boyfriend]
No prob, glad to sing!
And hey, just to wrap
If you guys want to help Hex out
Buy his old DD crap!