[Intro:]

(Random ass noises you can’t possibly comprehend)

[Verse 1: Mr. Krabs, Squidward, SpongeBob and Patrick]

I got Pearls by the whale-load

Mr. Squidward, tell ‘em

Mr. Krabs, know we keep the pole

Bang (Bang!)

Pop (Pop!)

Your boy just got shot

Caught that boy lurking, he was creeping on our spot

I might be a squid, but I’m twinning with the crab

Tighter than some bloods, we the Krusty Krew Fam

Spongey seen some Stranger Things, Millie Bobby Squarepants

And Paddy rock an uzi, make em shuffle while they dance

We just made a scene, now we splitting like my pants

Goo Lagoon goon, blow my arms up and throw hands

I just fucked yo bitch with my lil’ Doodle Bob, I’m mad

Go home to some mermaid pussy, I’m the bigger man

I been laying cock, and I been selling rock

I been doing whatever it takes to run the bottom

Post home Malone, Macauley Culkin, living rockstar

Yeah, we got em hooked, smoking packs like a Rasta

[Hook: Mr. Krabs, Squidward, SpongeBob]

Krusty Krusty Krew, Krusty Krusty Krusty Krew, (Argh!)

Krusty Krusty Krew, Krusty Krusty Krusty Krew (Ooh!)

We done run the bottom, we Bikini Gotham Goblins

We really is a problem, we didn’t have too many options

Krusty Krusty Krew, Krusty Krusty Krusty Krew (Argh!)

Krusty Krusty Krew, Krusty Krusty Krusty Krew (Ooh!)

We done run the bottom, we Bikini Gotham Goblins

We really is a problem, we didn’t have too many options (Hah!)

[Bridge: SpongeBob, Patrick]

Krusty Krew, Krusty Krew, Krusty Krew, Krusty Krew, we the Krusty Krew

(Krusty Krew for life!)

[Verse 2: Squidward, Patrick, SpongeBob, Mr. Krabs]

Squiddy boy a vamp, I’m a sucker for some blood

If you a Chummy chum then there’s nowhere you can run

We run the fucking streets, yeah, there’s nothing you can do

The Krusty Krew collecting, better pay your fucking dues

Paddy busy packing fucking packs, Patty busy stacking up the cash

Krabby cash, I really Richie Rich, money streaming in like it was twitch

Four headed goat, we the spitters, Squiddy beat the case, it was acquitted

Sandy give me dome in a tree, we the ones you really wanna be

[Hook: Mr. Krabs, Squidward, SpongeBob]

Krusty Krusty Krew, Krusty Krusty Krusty Krew, (Argh!)

Krusty Krusty Krew, Krusty Krusty Krusty Krew (Ooh!)

We done run the bottom, we Bikini Gotham Goblins

We really is a problem, we didn’t have too many options

Krusty Krusty Krew, Krusty Krusty Krusty Krew (Argh!)

Krusty Krusty Krew, Krusty Krusty Krusty Krew (Ooh!)

We done run the bottom, we Bikini Gotham Goblins

We really is a problem, we didn’t have too many options (Hah!)