[Yoni Wolf]

Some boy from Astronomy class

Wants you to get a make-over

He’ll candidly invite you

Onto Jenny Jones

You won’t recognize him

When they bring you out

They’ll give you new shoes

Modern style glasses

And a year 2000 haircut

They’ll split screen you

Next to the photo of you

With the stretch-pants and mullet

You’ll be kind of mad

At the kid from Astronomy class...

But not too mad

Cause after all

He did get you a free make-over