Hoochie Coochie Dancer - Intellectual

[Verse 1]

Oh, I got a brand-new girlfriend, she's hot from head to toe

I met her on the midway 'bout an hour ago

I may not have a future and she may have a past

But the fortune teller read our palms and told us this could last

One good thing about her for sure that I know

She's a hoochie coochie dancer in this carnival show

She said, "You gotta see me dance, see me do my thing"

I was thinkin', "Wow, I need to buy this girl a ring"

She said her show was somethin' I really had to see

And if I'd give her fifty bucks, she'd get me in for free

She said her mom is on parole, her dad's in Leavenworth

My buddies think I'm crazy, but hey, this just might work

So I asked my friend Bud Weiser, "Hey, Bud, what do you think?"

Bud said what he always said, "Well, first, let's have a drink"

There's one good thing about her for sure we both know

She's a hoochie coochie dancer in a carnival show

And then we went behind the tent and that's when I felt a thud

I woke up just lyin' there in the sawdust and the mud

Musta hit my head on somethin', you know, it's dark back here

"No, officer, I ain't been drinkin', well, just a couple of beers"

The police found my wallet and my high school ring

I didn't know that they were gone, it's the darnedest thing

I still feel kinda woozy from that corn dog that I ate

I think I'll go behind the tent and just sit back there and wait

For my brand-new sweetheart, she'll look for me, I know, 'cause

She's a hoochie coochie dancer in this carnival show

Listen, officer

She was back there when I hit my head, she'll swear that it's all so

She's a hoochie coochie dancer in this carnival show