Down in Mexico - Intellectual

[Verse 1]

Well, down in Mexicali

There's a crazy little place that I know

Where the chicks are hotter than the chili sauce

And the boss is a cat named Joe

He wears a red bandana, plays a cool piana

In a honky-tonk down in Mexico

He wears a purple sash and a black moustache

In a honky-tonk down in Mexico

Well, the first time that I saw him

He was sittin' on a piana stool

I said, "Tell me, dad, when does the fun get had?"

He just winked his eye and said, "Man, be cool"

He wears a red bandana, plays a cool piana

In a honky-tonk down in Mexico

He wears a purple sash and a black moustache

In a honky-tonk down in Mexico, in Mexico

All of a sudden, in walks a chick (In Mexico)

Joe starts playing on a Latin kick (In Mexico)

All she was wearing was three fishnets (In Mexico)

She started swayin' with her castanets (In Mexico)

I didn't know just what to expect (In Mexico)

She threw her arms all around my neck (In Mexico)

We started dancin' all around the floor (In Mexico)

And then she did a dance I never saw before

So if you're south of the border

I'm talkin' down in Mexico

And you want to get straight, man, don't hesitate

Just look up a cat named Joe

He wears a red bandana, plays a cool piana

In a honky-tonk down in Mexico

He wears a purple sash and a black moustache

In a honky-tonk down in Mexico, in Mexico

Hey, cómo estás, hey, señorita, hahahaha (In Mexico)

How would you like to get to know me better? (In Mexico)

Would you like a margarita? Hoo-hoo-hoo, yes (In Mexico)

In Mexico