[Verse 1]
Not too dark, and still too black
Not quite thin, but not quite fat
Won't bear arms, but I'll fight back
Not bent enough, and can’t lay flat, (hey) but I know
[Refrain]
It takes two to tango
It takes two to tango (don’t ya know?)
It takes two to tango
Analogital
[Verse 2]
Talk too loud, but I'm a mouse
A leader that can’t leave the house (he doesn’t know what he’s doing)
GPS without a route
No, I don't know what that's about, but I know
[Refrain]
It takes two to tango
It takes two to tango (don’t ya know?)
It takes two to tango
Analogital
It takes two to tango (two sides…make a whole)
It takes two to tango (two sides…make a whole)
It takes two to tango (two sides…make a whole)
Analogital
[Segue]
I don’t fit
But I won’t fight it
It’s legit
I’m not divided anymore
Makes them sick
They all should try it
I contradict
And I like it
[Verse 3]
Try to be best / But don't be mean
Live with more passion / Don't be obscene
Go love your neighbor / Don't be a pushover
A kid at heart / But playtime is over
Recklessness is crazy / But don't be yellow
Try to be realistic / But do not be mellow
Give to the poor / Don't let them buy booze
Vote democrat / Don't let GOP lose
Islamophobic / Radical Christian
Be more creative / What's the point of fiction?
Live in the now / Where is your head
Look on the bright side / Another one dead
Shout to the Lord / Don't cause a scene
Gotta make money / You're full of greed
Creative control / Sign to a label
Run marathon / Only if you're able
[Hook]
What happens if the two become one?
What happens if the two become none?
What happens when the victory's won?
What's happened — can the two become none?
[Verse 3, con't]
Be a nice guy / Bad boys are sexy
Sexy is shameful / Shameful's depressing
Need some more meds / ObamaCare stinks
What is consent? / Only had 4 drinks
Real men don't cry / He's such a monster
Her right to choose / No I don't trust her
Customer service / Shipped overseas
No obligations / Oops hidden fees
Elitism's bad / Use proper grammar
Don't follow trends / Needs some more glamour
Surgery's wrong / Go on a diet
Suspicious hoodie / The blacks will riot
You're such a hoe / Don't be a tease
Condom feels weird / Don't spread disease
Bullet / Culprit / Wallet / Pocket
Crooked / Puppet / Ballot / Profit
[Hook]
What happens if the two become one?
What happens if the two become none?
What happens when the victory's won?
What's happened — can the two become none?
What happens if the two become one? (Can you hear me?)
What happens if the two become none? (Can you see me?)
What happens when the victory's won? (Do you fear me?)
What's happened — can the two become none? (Can I free thee?)