[Verse 1]

I am mighty Agamemnon

I am tasty Legolambnon

I sailed to Troy with the Navy

I taste great with spuds and gravy

[Chorus]

Ah-agamem, ah-agamem, I am King Agamemnon

La la la la la la la la la, Legolambnon

[Verse 2]

I command all of the Argives

Roast me up at gas mark 5

All Achaeans bow to me

I am great with rosemary

[Chorus]

Ah-agamem, ah-agamem, I am King Agamemnon

La la la la la la la la la, Legolambnon

Ah-agamem, ah-agamem, I am King Agamemnon

La la la la la la la la la, Legolambnon

[Verse 3]

I command man-killer Achilles

Why not have me with some peas?

I spill entrails of our Trojan foe

I'm nice with garlic, don't you know?

[Chorus]

Ah-agamem, ah-agamem, I am King Agamemnon

La la la la la la la la la, Legolambnon

Ah-agamem, ah-agamem, I am King Agamemnon

La la la la la la la la la, Legolambnon

[Outro]

Ah-agamem, ah-agamem, I am King Agamemnon

La la la la la la la la la, Legolambnon

Ah-agamem, ah-agamem, I am King Agamemnon

And now I'm going to eat Legolambnon