Good evening, this is Thames at 6, 6, 6

Roam on the river, tune in tonight

Anchors locked down, waiting for the red light

Antennas all tethered together, forthright

Tapping the mic, talking in black and white

When a new story breaks

Makes you forget the last one

Don't change the station, be patient, won't last long

Down by the docks, on the rocks, waves are crashing

Never alone when the beacons are flashing

Watch the ships go by

Fighting with the tide

Spinning satellites

Broadcasting our lives

Business men on trial

Wash away their crimes

Time to fly by night

See it all this week

Only on the river

The Thames, the Thames, the Thames

Sending mixed signals

Transmitting more lies

Put it to visuals

Till we're satisfied

And while you get at it

Best you advertise

Doubling profits

While slashin' the price

Watch the ships go by

Fighting with the tide

Spinning satellites

Broadcasting our lives

Business men on trial

Wash away their crimes

Time to fly by night

See it all this week

Only on the river

The Thames, the Thames, the Thames

Ghost ships, out late, no brakes

Loose lips, hot tips, deep fakes

Sweep stakes, outbreaks, mandates

This time we can't escape

Watch the ships go by

Fighting with the tide

Spinning satellites

Broadcasting our lives

Business men on trial

Wash away their crimes

Time to fly by night

See it all this week

Only on the river

The Thames, the Thames, the Thames

Only on the river

The Thames, the Thames, the Thames

Only on the river

The Thames, the Thames, the Thames

Only on the river

The Thames, the Thames, the Thames

Only on the river