Passed out, I'm on the pull out couch

Scratchy pillows under my head

Sofa, it doesn't suck for now

Though I rather would be sleeping in bed

Switch over to the dryer

When the laundry is done

It's up to me, it used to be

That you were the one

That always would remind me

Now I can't get it right

I'm gonna be sleeping on wet blankets tonight

Cat nappin' on the bedroom floor

Mattress made of carpeted shag

Don't treat me right, cause my neck is sore

Tonight has been a terrible drag

Switch over to the dryer

When the laundry is done

It's up to me, it used to be

That you were the one

That always would remind me

Now I can't get it right

I'm gonna be sleeping on wet blankets tonight

Don't need pneumonia from sleeping in sheets

That leave me feeling colder from my head to my feet

It's getting late, I've got a busier day

Tomorrow so I might just pass out in them anyway

4:30, And I'm finally out

Left with no alternative choice

Suits me, at least I'm getting some sleep

Even though my comforter's moist

Switch over to the dryer

When the laundry is done

It's up to me, it used to be

That you were the one

That always would remind me

Now I can't get it right

I'm gonna be sleeping on wet blankets tonight