Chili's and Hooters

They're starving to death

They'll go the way of cereal

Of brunch and the rest

Napkins, vacations‚ won't be long 'til they die

Murdered in the first degree by generation Y

We'll throw our hands up in the air

And get down on our knees

It's time to celebrate the death

Of things that no one needs

Heyo! Heyo! Heyo!

You know we killed 'em all

Heyo! Heyo! Heyo!

Bar soap and shopping malls

Heyo! Heyo! Heyo!

No need for diamond rings

Heyo! Heyo! Heyo!

We'll take the simple things

Heyo! Heyo! Heyo!

You know we killed 'em all

Heyo! Heyo! Heyo!

Bar soap and shopping malls

Heyo! Heyo! Heyo!

No need for diamond rings

Heyo! Heyo! Heyo!

Boomers complaining

We have no desire

For golf or Harley Davidson

Or Gucci attire

Our beers are craft

We got no Bud Light or Coors

Millenials are awful

And of this you can be sure

We'll throw our hands up in the air

And get down on our knees

It's time to celebrate the death

Of things that no one needs

Heyo! Heyo! Heyo!

You know we killed 'em all

Heyo! Heyo! Heyo!

Bar soap and shopping malls

Heyo! Heyo! Heyo!

No need for diamond rings

Heyo! Heyo! Heyo!

We'll take the simple things

Heyo! Heyo! Heyo!

You know we killed 'em all

Heyo! Heyo! Heyo!

Bar soap and shopping malls

Heyo! Heyo! Heyo!

No need for diamond rings

Heyo! Heyo! Heyo!

It's hard to want to buy a muscle car or buy a home

When we don't even have enough to pay for student loans

We wish these corpses all the best but

While they burn in hell

Just know that avocado toast

Is still alive and well

This is just a partial list

Of victims we have claimed

From yogurt bars to giant cars

We left them DOA

Heyo! Heyo! Heyo!

You know we killed 'em all

Heyo! Heyo! Heyo!

Bar soap and shopping malls

Heyo! Heyo! Heyo!

No need for diamond rings

Heyo! Heyo! Heyo!

We'll take the simple things