Sometimes I lack

The social skills to interface

With other folks

Belonging to the human race

Especially

The feminine and flirty kind

They laugh me off

It used to hurt, but I don't mind

'cause I'm a lucky guy

I've got a love of my own

Waiting every night for me

I'm never alone

Lying on my side

I'm always happy to see

My polyester lady

Just a staring back at me

Body pillow, body pillow

I come home every night

Body pillow, body pillow

Turn in turn out the light

Body pillow, body pillow

And then I nestle in

Body pillow body pillow

Spoonin' my lady friend

The world can be

So difficult to understand

Although I try

It nevеr seems I can command

A longing eye

From any women I can see

Usеd to despair

But now it doesn't get to me

'cause I'm a lucky guy

I've got a love of my own

Waiting every night for me

I'm never alone

Lying on my side

I'm always happy to see

My polyester lady

Just a staring back at me

Body pillow, body pillow

I come home every night

Body pillow, body pillow

Turn in turn out the light

Body pillow, body pillow

And then I nestle in

Body pillow body pillow

Spoonin' my lady friend

And should I ever tire

Of her beautiful face

I'll change her style a while

While I change out her case

The perfect life companion

We're a wonderful match

No more need to look for love

I've found it at last

Body pillow, body pillow

I come home every night

Body pillow, body pillow

Turn in turn out the light

Body pillow, body pillow

And then I nestle in

Body pillow body pillow

Spoonin' my lady friend