Shaken stirred, and so unsure

Describe me to a tee

When facing down the fairer sex it's

Easier to flee

Into imagination, where at least I have a chance

When I think about my favorite

Female from Japan

Anime lady, looks so fine

With a waist too small, and eyes too wide

To be like any girl I've ever met

I've ever met

Magic maiden from Japan

She's so reserved, it's hard to stand

Because we haven't even said

A word to one another yet

Come on, Nippon

A childhood friend with hot pink hair that

Blushes every time

She turns to me and clearly sees I'm

Starin' at her from behind

We'll pause for just a moment

While the sweat hangs on our brows

And in a single frame we'll both be

Lyin' on the ground

Anime lady, looks so fine

With a waist too small, and eyes too wide

To be like any girl I've ever met

I've ever met

Magic maiden from Japan

She's so reserved, it's hard to stand

Because we haven't even said

A word to one another yet

Come on, Nippon

I'm in love, I'm so astounded

By her, but I'm so confounded

Taken by her charms

With no idea what I should do

With twenty thousand things to say I'm

Positive she feels the same

We're both too shy and too kawaii

To make a single move

Cherry blossom festival we're

Finally face to face

While fireworks ignite the sky my

Heart begins to race

Her silky skin, it feels like sin

It's so hard to believe

We're holding hands, but then I can when

My nose starts to bleed

Anime lady, looks so fine

With a waist too small, and eyes too wide

To be like any girl I've ever met

I've ever met

Magic maiden from Japan

She's so reserved, it's hard to stand

Because we haven't even said

A word to one another yet

Come on, Nippon