[Verse 1: Lyrical Strally]

Strally'll bark like Jendor

Not that puppy, don't know his gender

Slew wasteman, yeah, that's my agenda

Left Striker, I'll end a defender

Strally'll bark like Jendor

Not that puppy, don't know his gender

Slew wasteman, yeah, that's my agenda

Left Striker, I'll end a defender

Uh, I'll end a defender

Uh, you're a gem, I'm Djemba

See you in the pub, drink Beck's, what a bender

What? Are you nuts? I'll meg ya

I've got too many football bars

Cuh I love this game like Evra

If you wanna test the Strally

You'll do better with a kevlar

When I say mmm, it's splendid

Mmm, but I ain't sweet like Splenda

Man are like "Strally, you're way too smooth"

Still put a fruity MC in a blender

Cat my bars like I won't remember

But when I see them, it's ember

These man tend to lie, they're tender

Until I get a temper

Don't cat my bars and spray them

If you don't know what that will render

Cuh you'll be the receiver

When I turn into lyrical sender

Mmm, don't quote me either

MCs are busking, what a beggar

What? You don't like me, geezer?

But I've still got the P like Chester

Born in West L, not Manchester

You don't wanna see Ls like Leicester

LS but it's not Los Santos

Still see me on your map like Leicester

And you can ask Elsie

Applied no pressure when I pressed her

Uh, I'm way too rude

She was happs hap when the cat got a tester

[Verse 2: Jendor]

Bark like Strally

Do you really wanna see me bark like Strally?

Pull up and empty the magazine in the alley

All-black leather gloves, all-black bally

Bark like Strally

Do you really wanna see me bark like Strally?

Pull up and empty the magazine in the alley

All-black leather gloves, all-black bally

2 2 juiced up, going on scatty

In a house on the hill just like Ally Pally

Squeeze up your girl's breast and feel up her batty

'Cause it's got meat inside just like a beef patty

She like when I'm going on aggy

So I beat that back, leather gloves and bally

Body get tally, shot rally from the strally

[?] carry your ex-man straight to the surgery

He thinks he's bad like Jackson

No fear, like Skepta, I'm maxing

Wax on, wax off, your girl's waxing

Got high grade? Then I'm taxing

You ain't on greaze, you're just daxxing

You're too joke, I'm relaxing

I'm old school like the Saxons

Watch me like the main attraction

Fast life with bare distractions

Dem man better watch their actions

You get the picture, I don't need no captions

These ain't props and these hungry dargs ain't acting

My strikers wipe out your captain

Need kevlar when you're defending

I don't take no Ls, I'm just sending

Damage your career until there ain't no mending

Time is money so time, I'm still spending

Don't get the message? It must be still pending

Man are getting exposed all over my timeline

On my timeline, wasteman are trending

I don't par with no wasteman, any kind of wasteman

I don't mix or blend with

Man better hope I don't send for the strally

And invoice a hollow for services rendered

Man better hope that I don't turn up with the suttin'

Man are getting slice, chop up and blended