[Intro: HIGHsenberg (Tuco Chainz)]

Way, Way, Way up!

Turn it all up

I have no snare in my headphones

Where's the snare?

(Dude there's no snare in this song)

Ight, there it go

Coming at you from LOL Out Loud Records

This that debut shit

(We go by Rapping Bad, Tuco Chainz)

HIGHsenberg

Man you know there's two sides to everything

Tuco, why don't you tell em?

[Verse 1: Tuco Chainz]

So I wake up, the day is screeching out for me

Oh that's just my alarm singing songs to thee

Songs that I know and grew up jammin' to

That's some nostalgia that I just went through

Now I ain't gonna fight you, hate you, or doubt you

But I might pick your brain a little and see what you're about dude

And if I like what I see and you live like you're free

Then it's cool if you wanna come and roll with me

I ain't gonna act like I'm hard or badass

I'm a pretty average guy and I'm just trynna make some cash

So I can go on my way and I can fly til I'm gray

To the land that they call far far away

But this ain't no fairy tale, some story from the bible

This is my life that I'm livin' and I'm fighting for survival

I'm just trying to drink a little and have a little fun

We really only have time for it now while we're young

I'm only nineteen and bitches fuck with me

I'm having the time of my life at a University

Land of the free, home of the brave

I plan on being me until the day I meet my grave

[Verse 2: Tuco Chainz]

Now this is where I get politically incorrect

Not the same guy from the first verse is it? I think my neck is starting to sweat

What gets me hot and bothered are these fucking two faced bitches

I swear they want to get smothered they must have some death wishes

(He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?)

You're god damn right I just did! And if she ain't tight

I'll throw her out the fucking car, just outta spite!

Oh you don't like me anymore do you? Or maybe you do

Something like Slim Shady coming out of me like it comes out of you

We all have our demons some larger than others

You better run for cover 'fore we all start killing one another

But I ain't scared of shit, enough is enough!

Talk about me wrong and I'll have your head chopped off!

And just for the fun of it, I'll get that thing stuffed!

Smoke a little weed to take the edge off

Hold that shit down man, even if you cough

Time's running out on the clock I see

Maybe I'm just paranoid, fuck I got nowhere to be

Yo HIGHsenberg, show them what a living paradox looks like

[Verse 3: HIGHsenberg]

I hate myself, but I love my life

Third times a charm, but I did it twice

I stay on the path and still make a new trail

And I admire Slug but I'm gonna step on a snail

Not musically talented but I love to write raps

My luck is constipated but I'll still win at craps

I'm very athletic even if I had a limp

I get rejected by women but I still act like a pimp

I hate my life, but I love myself

My childhood was revived by Buddy the Elf

I'm top drawer but I've never been on the shelf

And who are you gonna believe? Me or yourself

I'm trusted, like a bank but I don't receive deposits

If I had to describe me in one word then I guess it'd be opposite

I got a big mouth but have always kept them secrets

I'm very cocky but only for the women with D cups

I don't like games with numbers but I'm great at foreplay

Hell I can work a ho in her garden better than Jose

The rest of y'all tried to be rappers but only farted

I'm done with this song but damn right I'm just getting started