RAP WARZ

Bender Bending Rodriguez

VS

C-3PO

Bender:

Bite My Shiny Metal (crash)

You think the Empire is Alcatraz

I'm better than you

And your little sidekick

R2-D2

Here, I'll tune the What-If Machine

And show you

Tales Of Interest III!

I'll rip out your robotic spleen

And sell it to Chancellor Palpatine!

C-3PO:

Well I'll have you know

I am no alcoholic

Your little Planet Express stands no chance

To me in smarts

I don't need R2-D2 to show you

Who going to win this

Before I take you down

I'll hit you with this diss!

Bender:

Oh this is too easy...

I've got this in the bag

Your little rebellion will

Be bending under my wrath!

Man, your circuits need an oil bath

I never belonged to a poor desert slave

I'll take you down like Enos Fry

When Philip J. Fry made him die

C-3PO:

Oh

Why am I rapping against trash heap

Man this robot's cheap!

You'll never take me away

Like the Sunset Squad

Roswell that ends well

Don't you agree?

Surrender now

Then meet me in Cell 3

WHO WON?

WHO's UP NEXT?

IT'S YOUR CHOICE!