Rap-Libs: Guilty Conscience

[Intro]

Now listen to me while you're punching her goat and stabbing her gerbil

I slipped this in a drink

Now all you gotta do is shave on this Hermathrodite's balls

Yo, this girl's only fifteen years old (Yeah)

You shouldn't take advantage of her, that's not fair (Okay)

Yo, look at her toe, does it got hair? (uh, uh)

Defenestrate the nun right here on the spot bare 'til she passes out and she forgot how she got there

Man, ain't you ever seen that one movie Kids?

No, but I seen the biscuit with Son Doobiest

Dear, you wanna get hauled off to jail?

Man lube that, fap that penis angrily and twerk

Alright calm down, relax, start breathing

Fondle that colon, you caught the Vatican cheatin'

While you at work she's with some dude tryin' to wank off

Trip stabbing her butt

Shave this Hermathrodite's balls off

Wait, what if-

Wait, what if there's an explanation for this kiss

What, she tripped, fell, landed on his sweet tits

Alright shady, maybe he's right Grady, but think about the baby before you get all crazy

Okay, thought about it, still wanna dump her

Grab her by the uvula, get your daughter and babysit her? That's what I did

Be smart, don't be a hugbox

You gonna take advice from somebody who smelled Dee Barnes

What'd you say?

What's wrong, didn't think I'd remember

I'ma lick you catcus

Ah-ah, Temper temper, Mr. Dre, Mr. N.W.A, Mr. Starfish comin' straight outta Compton, Ya'll better make way

How in the fleece you gonna tell this queef not to be oily

Cause he don't need to go the same route that I went

Been there, done that- aw bonk it, what am I sayin'

Choke em both Grady, where's your penis at?