[Assorted]

Rap Boy [x20]

[Smash Bros Announcer]

Ready?

Go!

[Rainbow Dash]

I fucked your bitch

I'm gay

[SOUND BANDIT]

That's facts

Take it like truth

You a Rap Boy so I don't like you

When I go on YouTube I ain't seen shit worth watchin'

So I leave so I can jerk my dick

Nobody ever really heard my shit

So I guess that's it this a 10/10

[Spike]

We need a beat

[SOUND BANDIT & Maud Pie]

Subsy hit me on my

Discord but he is a bitch so

He know I'm a fucking

Rap Boy

God damn got the world in my hand sanitizer

I'm a fuckin womanizer

Yea Imma

Rap Boy

Got coke in my coat I eloped with a dope bitch

You already know this Imma

Rap Boy

Ramsey like I'm Gordon

Mario Kartin'

[Applebloom]

Motherfucking Rap Boy

[Spongebob]

Let's get this shit [x13]

[SOUND BANDIT]

Sponge down in Bikini Bottom teeny bottoms hittin' me up like they ain't givin' a fuck

And the SGAP chat put me in a hazmat suit when the Wu flu hit mе like a truck full a bricks

Imma suck on my dick with some measuring tapе attached to my damn face and it feels so scrape-y

Ain't me on the verse this just my doppelganger I fuck a hater and slam these tater

Tots how many bars that's a lot

Vigilante had me all caught

[Pinkie Pie]

Pussy!

[SOUND BANDIT]

When he saw me drivin' in my Audi blastin' the Rap Boy at full volly

[Pinkie Pie]

P-P-Pussy!

[SOUND BANDIT]

Ballin' with my crew

What you fuckin do when you see us pray to your Jesus

[Pinkie Pie]

Motherfucking Rap Boy

[SOUND BANDIT]

That's me that's all us like fuck we spittin' these bars in the Toys "R" Us

[COLTON]

Ikea's really great

I like going there

I love it so much

You can buy a nice chair

Ideas on my plate

But all I do is stare

Forget Rap Boy

I'll just hit the state fair

[John.Goat]

I don't ever want to hear about where your head's at

Popping out a novel and a half through a headset

I want you you to book a round-trip with your fist

Pop a fat lip, it's okay to wanna get your head wet, dude

I been aching every minute of the day

For the last decade, tryna rack my brain

Thinking maybe there's some shit I wanna spit some day

But everybody and their buddy wanna gatekeep

I'm a Rap Boy; you don't wear the moniker unless you gotta

Peddle on a popular property that people fawning on

Like a flavor of the week, checking out that cheese

Then they're gonna wanna leave

But I stand my ground while I'm digging to the center of the Earth

To the center of my soul, every little bit of worth

If I get a little cold, if I get a little hurt

I'mma make it to the hole, check it out, head first

[nikedunk]

Rap Boy, she look at me like a EyeToy

Bottom's up, red cup, like a boy boy

When I sleep I'm sleeping with one eye

Open

You got a nice house, yeah I broke in

Stole all your stuff and I'm walkin'

I didn't turn off your oven

Now your whole house is smokin'

[AtomicCatacombs]

Got drip like waffles

Got drip like Rap Boy

Got drip like wallscroll

Got drip like pancakes

[Half-Life 1 Intercom]

A-A-A-ATOMIC

[AtomicCatacombs]

I’m a psychopath, don’t fuck with me

I’ll eat your ass and make you squee

You got eyelids like wet toilet paper

I’ll make your mind boil like water vapor

Bitch lookin’ at me like I got pancakes? (Pancakes)

I’ll be fucking with her and making the earth quake (Yuh)

I’m a Rap Boy and the best boy

And a fat boy and a game boy

And a big boy I’m a good boy

And a town boy and a weather boy

I’m a ball boy and a tall boy

And a pool boy and a pretty boy

And a cool boy I’m a poor boy

And the best boy and a Rap Boy

[Goat]

Oh hi, it's me

My name is Goat

No lie, no boy

Just a rap ho

What's that you say?

This is too slow?

Then wind me up

And watch me go!

Like clockwork I'm ballin'

Your mom I been callin'

For all the delicious

Cookies she bakes

Always

Don't worry just playing

She ain't my type though

Only love ponies and all of my

Hoooooomieeees!

Man, where the Rap Boy at?

Rap Boy! Rap Boy! Rap Boy! RRRAP BOY!

[Amber]

From day one I’ve been a Mooster through and through

From Kittykat to Rap Boy that’s how I do

These ain’t no Hunger Games cuz we got Vintage Beef

Meet me in the arena and I’ll wreck you at spleef

I’ll oppose you, depose you, suppose you’ll cry

I’ll knock your Fallen Kingdom right out of the sky

Feelin’ like Tobuscus how I nugget in her biscuit

We can 1v1 if you think you can risk it

But in the End I’m dragon my nuts ’cross your face

I’m taking my Revenge, and I’ll put you in your place

[ashes2day]

I’m a Rap Boy, I started this whole project

I spat it out when Slim Shady called me a ****** (oof)

Yeah Yeah, Rap boy

Fish koi, fish koi

I don’t fuck with no fish, fish boy

You're just a fish boy, a koi boy, soy boy

On my dick boy

I don’t give a shit about

I’m fuck a fuck about

You’re not a Rap Boy, I’m a Rap Boy, yeah

And I’m not a boy but I’m still a Rap Boy

I’m gonna fuck, I’m gonna fuck, I’m gonna put this down

I’m the man, man, I’m the fuckin’ boy man

I’m the Rap Boy, I’m the fuckin’ Rap Man

I’m the Rap Boy, I’m the fuckin’ Rap Man

I ain’t British, no fish and chips

No fish and chips

Only fish I eat is brown trout

Brown trout, that’s a call-back

Shoutout-

[Half-Life 1 Intercom] (Reprise)

ATOMIC

[popstonia]

Yo, Samsung Galaxy S2

This is the best phone for YouTube

Playing SGaP S2

It makes me say “ew”

But only pt. 2, not Untitled 2!

Pirate Boyz be saying “Ahoy”

But I be spitting cuz this is RAP BOY

I love this rap beat

Just kidding it’s weak

Just kidding it’s ₥eat

It makes me stomp my feet!

[Moozua]

Rollin’ poison joke and makin’ that money

Smoking so much gas with Izzy and Sunny

Pull up to the con with an oz zip

Even Tree and Flutter are taking a rip

Unironically regressing back to '09

Infecting my PC, downloading music online

Rap Boy I guess but I’m pretty shit

At least I can draw, but that’s pretty much it

[Evershade]

Winter cold breeze, blowing on the outside

And we up here in the North, staying in to hide

I'm just try'na get around, walking on the ice

But the whole Rap Boy crew's here, bringin' on the spice

All these players around try'na show off their power

Hey, I'm just here writing bars under an hour

No, I ain't braggin' much (no sweat), I'm just coming in clutch

And after we're done you'll be walkin' around needing a crutch

[SpinScissor]

Bulk Bogan is dummy thicc

SpinScissor is dummy thicc

The pony listening is dummy thicc

Your mom and dad are also thicc

Not an imitation like crab meat

I'm covered in butter, so come try and grab me

Canterlot cops always tryna stab me

One in the neck and one in the back of me

You probably eat at Arby's

I'm a brony, I don't play with Barbies

I think I just ran out of luck

I suited a deer and got ran over by a truck

I guess you could say that I suck

That's a realistic postulation, I guess I kinda ruined

Rap Boy, Rap Boy, Rap Boy, Rap Boy

[Hank Hill]

God dang

Hot dog

[Rickyricky]

Fam, this beat is fire, I can't wait to rap on it fam

Only once, fam, first try you know what I mean, like?

No second tries, no third tries

I do things right, I do 'em once, okay fam?

Let's go, you ready? Alright let's do this!

[Reshader]

(Unintelligible)

[Rickyricky] (Cont.)

Call me Damn Daniel, pull up in a white van

Call the police, Rap Boy nicks your whole fam

"Free V-Bucks" graffitied on the side

You might as well give up, fam, and hop inside

[sodasac]

Squeaking like I'm ratboy genius

Pullin' on my Rap Boy pingas

Acting like I never seen ya

I can't even hear a thing ya

Shame it must be mental illness

Must've forgot daily pill this

Isn't what it really feels like

When I'm all by myself chillin'

In the Discord voicechat muted

You can try all that communi-

-cate with me until I fall asleep it's

Never too early to give me peace

[Bulk Bogan]

RAP BOY RAP BOY

I’m in 125, eatin’ Sponch

Gotta say my grace, before my lunch

You gotta query bro? Consult the conch

We crash the racist room, and then we launch

Into mane stage and we gonna start a riot

Start a fuckin’ mosh, gonna see the crowd dyin’

Gettin’ thirsty, water resupplyin’

Stir the cauldron, crowd be complyin’

But then we had to buy a scroll, sit down at the ponydrome

Watching AnimatedJames see him stinking up the place

Dressed up like a sexy elf, raised esteem for myself

Had to sing without a stage, had to scream in rage

Toasty and sodasac in the Pilk room

Goin’ kamehameha on his Yamaha, then we finish off the night with Scrimshaw

I really liked going to trot with you guys, but I think I’m gay now, you turned me gay

[Erich]

Rap Boy

Well goddamn I don't fuck with it

Talkin bout the rules, quit suckin it

Talkin bout the dick of the proclaimed king

Add another decree and we stuck with it

I don't really wanna say it but i feel like i have to

I don't really wanna leave when i already have you

But you leave me no choice, I won't live with the tyranny

Acting all righteous but fucking us dearly (Huah)

I promise you that i have had enough

Sayin you the ruler when the goin's gettin’ rough

Well you know we tough and we won't back down

We gon’ find a way around it cause this shit is fuckin’ clowning

Sounding, like a brown-nosed goon lounging

Hounding, on my girls and boys who play around it's

Astounding, all the times we put in the work

But get shut down cause the tyrant is feeling butthurt (Yuh)

Feelin kinda tired bitch I might sleep

If you don't get it that's ok cause these bars is deep

I don't often participate but I do be creepin’

Throwback, all i gotta say is you will sow what you reapin’ (Unh)

You feel?

[Chuckles]

Heyo it’s Chuckles

So buckle in

And get comfy

No point in your running from me

I marathon on this bop

Boys hit the room, and we boisterous

Noise hits like boom, twenty voices

Toymaker cruisin' Rolls Royces

Filled up with clop

Top tier terrific

When I spit this

On a mix this

Wicked sick and

Call me Triscuit

Great and powerful

And fully up to mischief

Fabulous and braggadocios

Half capricious half emotion

Half as rad as Trixie

Lulamoon but less than half as hopeless

Me and my boys are scary

Flatten you like boysenberry

Pancakes at the IHOP

And I’ll take your high top

Chucks cause when I rap, boy

Punch like Applejack boy

Rush like Rainbow Dash boy

Chuckles on the track boy

[RedRiot]

Rap Boy, 'bouta click click pow, yeah

I'm feelin' a little sick right now

Sit right down, my raps are too ill

You can barely compare to my level of skill

Sorry if I sound a little nasally

But it's plain to see

You other rappers can't compare to me

It's unfair to be next to me

So I'm cooking up rhymes while I'm coughing up a lung

You can barely find time to untie your tongue

Got an infection, I'm viral

Come kickin' down your drywall

Name's Kyle, yeah I'm wild

[Kozzy]

SOUND BANDIT, I'll manage

To wreck a track, leave damage

Outstandin', command it

You flip the track, then pan it

Watch my manoeuvres

Go choose a lane; I drive through yours

Ya, ya

Beset by shootas

Rap Cuchulainn, I stab through yas

Ya, ya

Too poor, couldn't pay for porridge

Those times always kept me honest

Rap boy in pursuit of knowledge

That boy is for sure a promise

It won't break for the money or the fame

All these rappers, now hunnid more the same

Its yo fate and I hunt 'em all the same

Got 'em packin', they runnin' from the pain

[LucasEnderfan2012]

Rap Boy, got a pickaxe and a shovel gonna craft boy

A real diamond in the rough, no cap boy

Gonna rap I got game like Minecraft and Mine...Craft

Trust me, you don't wanna PVP

Got a record, in spleef casualties

Rap Boy, na na na na na na na na na na

Rap Boy, Rap... Boy...

[Anonymous Moniker 59]

Oh shoot sorry that I'm late I must've got the date wrong

Big thanks to Bulk for still letting me get onto this song

Anyway have you guys heard about this game called Windjammers 2?

You can play as Steve Miller who's also known as B. Yoo

It's the game that taught me 8bitdo don't work with PlayStation

It's winter right now so all the bears are in hibernation

They put violence in Pokemon, kick Jenny and slap Joy

Rap boy

[Toasterless]

Dropped a couple Malteser

Call a guy to check my floor from the forties

The insulation asbestos-y man

Always trying as best as he can

Takes a crack at it

Breathes that shit in like a crack addict

And still recounts that best sweet aroma

On account of his mesothelio-my

God. He’s cracked

The bod, he’s racked

Deployed, a track

The boy of rap

He’s spitting out lyrics in crystalline structures

The asbestos blood-rate has never been as much as

Present inside of this optimum specimen

Get a Rap Boy hoodie to dress him in

[mariomario4156]

[Nate]

You can call me Rap Boy, you know I'm rappin'

You can call me Slap Boy, 'cuz I be slappin'

You can call me Wipe Boy, 'cuz I be wipin'

Yeah front-to-back, bitch, back-to-front

Bitch, I don't give a fuck which way you wipe

As long as the asshole is clean when I lick and it's nice, yuh

I don't give a fuck, wipe whichever way you want

Uh

[Zorch]

[Violet Ray]

I'm a child of rap, that's a fact

Never learned to talk, but with rap I can act

Guess I'm cracked

But things are on track

Got a dad, glad I do, name's Eminem

I figured you'd heard of him

Found out that's a lot to live up to

But y'all know that I still love him

(In school…) Rap Boy was what they called me

Back before I was on TV

At first it felt mean, these teens

Making me feel like I had no dreams

One day I clued up, they were just green

Right then I said fuck it, Rap Boy's on the scene

That was 20 years ago

A different story now

Me and dad get on OK I guess but

(beer bottle smash)

…not again

[Pizza]

I just don't know where I went wrong

Ding dong

Were my rhymes too good?

Was the music too hood?

Something in his food?

Could the rap just be in my... blood?

[Violet Ray]

Dad's been on the whisky, he just can't keep it straight

His mood's irate, like he's on a debate

With himself

[Pizza]

I'm so sorry Marissa

I really wish that I'd had missed ya

But maybe if my Supercharged 1500 ram with the 4 wheel drive Wasn't in reverse

You'd still be with me on the next verse

[Drummershy]

Chilling with my homies

Feeling like a Rap Boy

"Rap Boy" this, "Rap Boy" that

Uhh, Rap Boy

Repping Baltimore like a Rap Boy

Rap Boy

Even though I don't know, like, uhh

Rap Boy

I'm doing my best

I'm doing my best

To be a Rap Boy, Rap Boy

Uhh

Feeling like a Rap Boy

Sitting like a Rap Boy

Hey, the world thinks I'm a Rap Boy

RAP BOY

[Jack Scootertrix]

Going to the store

Gotta get some more

Gotta get some pepper jack cheese and some kiwis, yes please, raspberries and potatoes

Mmmmmm

That is is all I have to say

All the time I have today

Oh my God all work and no play

Makes Jack a Rap Boy (Raspberry)

[J. Colt]

Rap Boy (Boy)

I'm a Rap Roy (Boy) (Bitch)

Rap boy (Boy)

I'm a seventh grade boy (Boy) (Bitch)

Rap Boy (Boy)

I'm a Rap Boy (Boy) (Bitch)

Rap Boy (Boy)

I'm a cream dream boy (Boy) (Bitch)

Rap Boy (Boy)

I'm a Rap Boy (Boy) (Bitch)

Rap Boy (Boy)

I'm a seventh grade boy (Boy) (Bitch)

Rap Boy (Boy)

I'm a Rap Boy (Boy) (Bitch)

Rap Boy (Boy)

I'm a coca cola boy (Boy) (Bitch)

[Tin77]

[Sewerslimer]

Do a giant rap on Applejack

I rapped a bunch of boys in my new rap pack

I even rapped a rap on little Rap Boy Belle

You know what that mean, I'm goin' straight to hell

I log onto my Tumblr rap-board like I'm the shit

I tell 'em, "Gimme fifty rapboytwis or I'ma quit"

Most Rap Boy's taste level ain't at my waist level

Make her Rap Boy till it's up in your face level

Don't do requests but I'll rap a commission

Plus my skills make your skills look like they missing

Something about Twilight, her raps looks so boy-y

I used to rap Rap Boys that looked just like Yoshi's

Now I rap ponies that have Rap Boy bodies

I made rap my living instead of a hobby (Ah)

So many Rap Boy that they form a battalion

You gon' see fillies with raps big as Rap Boys

[She-Demon]

Yeah I'm here to pillage baby

Yeah I'm here to plunder

I've got a craving big as the whole fucking down-under

And there's one thing that can sate me

And I tell you that I'm grabbin' it

Getting all up in your mamma's medicine cabinet

I just peel 'em, chew 'em up

Baby what a snack

I'm just so hooked on these bandaids that I could've had a heart attack

Oooh, that chew baby

Ooh, that firmness

Good God, Rap Boy, what I wouldn't do to earn this

[BramblesShadow]

Once upon a time in the magical land Equestria;

Rap Boy came down from hell to 'oust Celestia

'cause she's a bitch lock her up in Jail Hitch

Then together let rob the palace to get rich

He's Rap Boy! Not a frat boy or dat boy

Or sitting on a porta potty taking a crap boy

He's a man of his word, haven't you heard, earth turd

Or are you really telling me you think this is absurd

I got news for you; we won't take your treachery

'cause Rap Boy's the one one who gave us democracy

And we'll vote you out; without a doubt

Go ahead and pout, you won't get any clout

That's right Rap Boy is the one we want

All the mares and the stallions want to lick his cunt

Even humans too like Kim Jong-un

But rap boy's heart is reserved for Bulk Bogan

[NostalgiaJunkie]

Cope, cope, seethe [pal], you is bald

Step on a banana peel and then you fall

Need some therapy all of that baggage that you haul

They got yo butt in 4K, you had Better Call Saul

Pull up on me [buddy], gon' get clapped, boy

The case a closed casket, it's a wrap, boy

You lost up in the sauce, you need a map, boy

Little baby tired, want a nap, boy?

Beat that [friend] up, I got 'em on the ropes

If you don't believe me you can check on snopes

You suffering on the street, that's cause you smokin' dope

Yo baby momma left you cause you smokin' dope

Yo hairline is receding' cause you smokin' dope

Grandmama praying for you but she is losing hope

Done went and wrote letter, sent it to the Pope

You asked the Engineer for beats 'n he said nope

[Gulo]

Rap Boy, Rap Boy [swag], yeah she want the Rap Boy [swag]

Rap Boy, Rap Boy [swag], yeah she want the Rap Boy [Rap Boy]

Rap Boy, Rap Boy [swag], yeah she [swag] want the Rap Boy [swag]

Rap Boy, Rap Boy, yeah she want the Rap Boy

Yes I am the Rap Boy, yeah she want the Rap Boy [Rap Boy]

How many bitches comin' over afterwards?

Rap Boy, Rap Boy, yeah she want the Rap Boy [swag]

Rap Boy, Rap Boy [swag], yeah she want the Rap Boy [swag]

[The Fesh Pince]

BLACK MAN WITH A SHORT

[Toasterless' Cousin]

Boy, I'm gonna crush you just like Troy

I'm gonna pull up in a horse

And burn your dead corpse (oh shit)

[Aperture]

[Fl Studio Guy]

Spin it again

[Neighsayer]

[jesusmanuelramirez]

[Prim]

[Thorsummoner (Lotus)]

Lotus goin' huge, it's like, like, like

I finally got away from the wrapboy verse

It's my couch that they came on

I take care of some wrapboy friends

I was caught in a front way

Like a wrapboy in its mouth dreams

A wrapboy in the middle of a stall

Swallows most of the rest

Boy

Sick, they stink just like wrapboy, honey

Now my round now a ten and my voice full of laughter

Take it straight through the wall

When you go strike it with a fist

Ease down then you wrapboy a boy boy boy

Ease down then you wrapboy a boy boy boy boy!

[Brony Eminem]

[massvelocity]

(Horn honka honka)

[TrucksAndMLP]

[Corpse Husband]

[John (REAL SGAP)]

I'm a Rap Boy, what can I say?

I like to rap almost every day

When the sun's up high or I'm in my bed

I can't stop rapping all the words in my head

I'm a Rap Boy, that's easy to see

I learned to rap when I was three

When daddy picked me up and he screamed in my face

Said "if you don't write a rap you're a big disgrace!"

So here I am now, older and bolder

I've got some chips on my shoulder

I called you granny and told her

I'm a Rap Boy card holder

I have my rappers' support

They're rapping from Phoenix, Arizona

All the way to Tacoma, Philadelphia

Atlanta, L.A

Northern California, where the girls are warm

So I can be a Rap Boy today

That's more than enough about my Rap Boy life

I gotta get home to my kids and my wife

This is where I end my Rap Boy tale

I bid you adieu and I'll say farewell!

But don't you fret, it ain't over yet

There's more raps to come in the very next set

So listen to the next part and I hope you enjoy

I'll tell you right now I'm not the only Rap Boy

[Rap Dad (Matt)]

This track's for Rap Boy

So stand back, boy

Papa's full of rap joy

The microphone's my rap toy

Your dad came in strong with a pocket full of beats

This is a pocket of treats

Everybody take their seats

Rap Boys, here we got a million members!

So how on Earth am I even going to be remembered?

The answer's quite clear:

You know I'm the Rap Dad!

Now that I'm on the stage

You are all my rap lads

[Waffles]

He’s in the server, in the back

Waiting for his time, he’s lurking silent

Anxious, cool for just a moment

Rap Boy, wait a minute, you said let’s go way too fast!

Rap Boy, getting up early, feeling so empty, and going to class

Conscious of listeners judging his bars

Wishing that he could be somewhere afar

Watching the messages fly off the screen

Lyrical emptiness, wanting to scream

Rap Boy, anxious feelings welling up inside his chest

Rap Boy, wrapping up now knowing that he did his best

[Pokemon]

(Assorted Pokemon cries)

[Conscat]

Time for the next thing from this Rap Boy

Collectible sex toys

These are the Pokemon that I think are hot:

Samurott

Druddigon

Lopunny

Buizel

Riolu

Floatzel

Dialga

Suicune

Liepard

Reshiram

Ampharos

Charizard

Zacian

Braixen

Absol

Salamence

Arcanine

Torracat

Victini

Mienshao

Zebstrika

Mightyena

Palkia

Primarina

I'm out of breath reciting monsters that I find exciting

But I find them so appealing that I see them when I'm dreaming

Tsarenna

Tyrantrum

Weavile

Krookodile

Kommo-o

Lucario

Zoroark

Zeraora

Rapidash

Luxray

Fairy-Rapidash

Kyeurem

Keldeo

Lugia

Sandslash

Gallade

Garchomp

Cobbalion

Delcatty

Ninetales

Typhlosion

And every single Eeevee!

For each of these, I collect sexy PNGs

If you know some, send them to me

My Discord ID is Conscat#9913

[MC-Arch]

Yeah, huh

Rap Boy

Y’all wanna keep it hip-hop? We’ll keep it hip-hop

I gotchu

Yo

Am dat Rap Boy, coming up to destroy

Fake motherfuckers never struggled but talk hustle ploys

Acting like knights, when they're working as the stable boys

You don't need that horseshit, keep being stable, boy

‘Cuz why the hell, would you rap boy?

What kinda click do you rep, boy?

What kinda shit, you overstepped boy?

You really think that they got your back boy?

You really willing to set aside your life, for a fight, that ain’t even yours to abide by? (Fuck that)

You don’t need to hustle on the offside, for people who will never have your back and provide

They ain’t your homies where you can confide, if not to you it’s about you they’ll lie

They will hate you ‘cuz they know you are right, when you’ll leave those snakes and backstabbers behind

Where you are now, I was once among, and from the ones in there, you don’t need anyone

Your path to success has just begun, so pick the pen instead of the handgun

And if I can help, to let you have run, I’ll let you hear the word from the strong

Stop the cycle in which people die young, keep it with rap, boy, ‘cuz you deserve better, son

[Shugnussy]

Slow down! Slow down! Take your time!

Life's kinda hard but you'll do just fine

Go for a walk, go travel the land

It's your friend, Rap Boy! I'll give you a hand

Might give you a cheat, might guide the way

You won't be beat, that's what I'll say

I'm not gonna lie, I was there too

If you need a little help, I'll give you a clue

The best hint is Rap Boy! I thought you knew

Share it with the world, it's not taboo

You gotta get out there, go press record

Once you experience this, you won't be bored

Hope you liked my words

Hope you found your stride

Shugnussy signing off

Not gonna say goodbye

[R.E.Z.]

I’m a boi, I like my toy

He tried to kill me, but he’s annoy

Me

A young ski, eat a bee

Take a pee

My little sister play the Wii

DON'T YELL AT ME

I ain’t fragile

Like a seagile

My doo doo is vile

What the fuck

Is that a duck

Swigitty bup

What is up

Brrrrrrrrrrrrr-up

Ki dup

What rhymes with dup?

Bubba-Gump

In a dump truck

Symbiotic cloomby

And swinditty clinditty

Pick up the small kitty and

Through it against the wall

Laugh until it fall

All the way to the ground

Sent that shit back to the pound

Haha - your mom has been around…

…the house cleaning

Because she’s good meaning

But I push real hard and

She’s a spinning

Ha, winning

Listening to this crap

It means you’re sinning

Hehe

I ran out of words that rhyme

Has no meaning

[Kleyna]

I’m living life like Zack & Cody

And I get to spend it all day long with my friend, Boby

You might find this false, call it all baloney

But, I ask to find it in your heart ‘cus we are homies

(Yuh)

We can play in the Walmart, I know the manager here

He got the go-karts

Rap boys bouta go in third gear

Rippin’ through the twelve aisles

Rip our asses with tears

[Chamy]

Fucked up in the chat listenin' SGAP (SGAP)

Fucked up in the chat bein' Rap Boy (Rap Boy)

Fucked up the chat usin' YouTube (YouTube)

Fucked up in chat bein' Busty (Lusty)

Fucked up in the chat likin' ponies (Ponies)

Fucked in the chat playing Windjam’ (Windjam’)

Fucked up in the chat and I’m poppin' off (poppn' off)

Fucked up in the chat then I’m off

[Chompy the Diamond Dog]

Pop pop, Rap Boy, I’m a Rap Dog

Clop cloppin’ every night to a new song

Feelin’ that this beat is just the one to open up on

I’ll give you just a second, we’re at Grandma’s, put your shoes on

Chompy overconfident this dog can do a new trick

Couldn’t stop when I hear a beat that’s this sick

Diamond Dogs, underground, as I spit shit

Boston represent: how good am I? Wicked

Like to see your face as I keep pace for the whole beat

Should’ve stayed in my place in the back seat

Breaking down like dialog in DustCar #General

Ay, dios mio, el server en fuego

Hats into rings, into trees and over walls

TLC is how I found this waterfall

Wind me up and tell me that this shit’s impossible

“I thought you were on my side,” I’m just a dog after all

Cholmsky once said, “All issues are political”

Your music takes a stance even if you don’t want it to

I embrace that the waste of my time amounts to nothing

I’ll be clear, I’ll be here when you know what that means (means… means… means… means… means… means… means… means…)

[Snowy Charm]

[SilverArzterrent]

[Valico]

Yeah it’s rap time

Bitch I don't got a house, I don't got a roof (Rap Boy)

Yuh, I don't got no friends, I don't got no shoes (Rap Boy)

Yeah I be livin by the overpass (Rap Boy)

Got a tent but don't come in when I be rippin’ ass (Rap Boy)

Yuh, I saw you grandma at the cemetery (Rap Boy)

Was like wassup but then I realized she was gettin’ buried (Rap Boy)

I didn't see you there, cause it was really crowded (Rap Boy)

But I'll be here man if you ever wanna talk about it, yuh

[Kazoo Kid]

Wait a minute, who are you?!?

[Pony Abstract]

Yeahh..

R-A-P B-O-Y, R-A-P B-O-I (x4)

[Derpy Hooves]

I just don't know what went wrong..

[Pony Abstract]

Yah!

Fuck off the fame, but I'm making a name

I can go hard, like I'm Breaking the Chain

I might just spark, and then burst into flames

Pinkie gave head like it's... (Uhh Yahh!)

Fuck off the fame, but I'm making a name

I can go hard, like I'm Breaking the Chain

I might just spark, and then burst into flames

Pinkie gave head like it's Pinky and Brain

Guess I don't know how to stay in my Lane

Can't be contained, I'll go insane

Already broke out in Flames

Already broke out in Flames!

Look at me flashing my fangs

Already burst like a vein

You know how we do again

Yeah, off of the top

Off of the top of the top

Off of the top of the brain

Yahhmmhmm

But I got the magic flow

I don't know, I don't know

How I am so tropical, yeah! Hmm

Pony Abstract and I am back though

Yeah, I feel so fly

Should have been a Wonderbolt, yeah

[Biggus Thickus (Arise Chikun)]

[Avery]

That boy, on the grind with mindset “every man for himself”

Wack boy, creator, hater, influencing for wealth

Slap boy, “Everybody knows shit grows with a thumbnail-

Trap” boy, with the pose and the gym bros, dumbbells

Too few fools giving thanks to the black boys

YouTubers making bank as a Rap Boy

And boy it’s lonely, no way-

Back, boy, alone with no mates to dis-

Tract, boy. Like Logan and Jake, you overgrown

Frat boys, you both are mistakes and overblown

Everybody wanna be a superstar fat boy

Listen up and commit to the bars, Rap Boy

[Lil' Fuck]

David so-gap on the beat

Gonna fucking eat some sheet

Gonna eat some fucking hotdogs and some muffins

When I'm in the shower

I'm in the shower

Yeah, I'm in the shower

I'm not a Rap Boy, I'm just Lil' Fuck

I'm naked and I'm horny in the shower

In the shower

[Tri445]

Yup.. uh I totally know what I’m doing, oh god

Who is this Rap Boy, where did they go, what did they do? Could it be you?

Hmm.. maybe unless you’re a little baby… sorry that was mean

I’m sure you're really clean, that’s the thing. Uh, yeah

So go on your quest, you know you’re the best

Put it up to the test so you can tell the rest…

That you’re the real Rap Boy

Go Rap Boy (x6)

I promise I’m not saying “rat boy” I'm saying “Rap Boy” (uh)

[Fin]

[SCR4TCHK4T]

Okay… I’m gonna be totally honest here as I record this

I literally cannot think of a single verse

So I’m just gonna go along

My my, I think we have a spy

I swing my fist you turn your face I hit the other side

I'll die, so why can't I decide?

My brain might self destruct, I’ll lose myself to suicide

My my, I think we have a spy

I swing my fist you turn your face I hit the other side

I'll die, so why can't I decide?

My brain might self destruct, I’ll lose myself to suicide (Suicide yuh)

Rap Boy™

Okay. That was… not really the best

Eh, well I mean it wasn’t the WORST thing I’ve ever written

Anyways, that’s uh… enough for my cringy segment

Onto the next person

[hittcell]

This might sound corny

But I'mma heat it up

This beat is boring (no offense)

So I'mma speed it up

Here comes a "Rap Boy"

Nah I'm a fuckin sadboy

I don't spit verses but instead I fuckin' dab, boy

Why sound so serious go eat a fuckin tabloid

Aww are you jealous or are you fuckin mad, boy? (Nah)

I ain't horny on main but I'll make that booty clap, boy

Yes I might be Asian but I'm not that good at math, boy

I'm making bags, boy

Yeah I got them racks, boy

You're just a fat boy who needs a fat nap, boy

You be eating cake around you I'm running laps, boy

You keep on bitching cuz you wish that you were that boy

You're on the defence, hah, I'm on the attack, boy

Mess with the DustCar crew you made a bad choice

[Bulk Bogan] (Reprise)

Heyheyhey, I don't fuck with no DustCar, okay? I don't fuck with DustCar

Busty's for life

You fucked up my beat

I don't know how to start it again

Uhhh-

[Roe Doe]

I can't read Russian, don't ask me

I can give you some advice, fuck a pony!

If I could have a horse, I would be be happy

If a horse could have me, I would be dead

[RobClemz]

When Discord reigns

And Discord’s rain is similar to Tay Zonday

Oh wait- this is my time to play!

Rap Boy is the song and I’m only here just to say

The Unicorns aren’t Captive

When we’re out and when we’re vibing 'cause

Miracles don’t choose us, we’re here to decide them

Anyway which you choose

I don’t know what the fuck is going on in this track

These lyrics don’t make any sense

It’s like I’m on crack

Unless I talk like this

Anyway, I gotta go

Gotta decide my future career as an MC AC DC Electrical Lyrical Spherical Miracle Pinnacle of Deez Nuts

Gottem!

[wishcore]

I'm not a ghost

My blood is proof

Ketamine makes me feel like Casper

Feeling like a ghoul 8 pills I’m done

And I’m chasing cheese like a rat, boy

I'm a girl but I’m still the best Rap Boy...

[bbctol]

Ok, kids

Sit down and let a boomer spill

I’m too legit to quit but I’m too old for the rumor mill

But the zoomers watch My Little Pony, still?

And I still spit that hot fire emoji feelin like the Hawkeye of the homies, ya know, the squid and the squad

You guys watch Rocket Power Nickelodeon?

What ever happened to the Rap Boy?

Umm, been a minute since I snapped, on the track

Back in season 2 so all the more reason to spin it back but I’m like 28 guys and it’s time to face the real world

I can’t be like “Im sorry I’m late boss, I got punched in the face last night at the pit at the 100 gecs show by an e-girl

I guess I can’t let go of 2012 though, I still get questions about YouTube messages I got back when YouTube had messages

God bless those who appreciate and don’t try to locate, Ok?

Shoutout to SoGreat

[Bulk Bogan] (Reprise)

Now let's listen to all the verses and all the beats at the same time

A-one

A-two

A-one, two, three, four!

[All]

(All)

[Fl Studio Guy] (Reprise)

Spin it again