Lyrics:

Slept through my alarm again

Must've been the karma since

I hogged the stall last night

And granny stooled in her depends

A stinky situation since I tardied last week

Now I gotta hear my bosses' foolhardy brash speak

Talking 'bout he's gonna fire me or cut my hours

To make matters worse I'm fighting shrinkage in the coldest showers

I make it quick and dirty

Quick and clean

Could've had fresh squeeze

But now I'm scarfing down this stale ass jimmy dean

Looking for my keys in the spot I always leave 'em

But you know how life goes, can't find it when you need it

That's 5 minutes depleted before I cue the ignition

Backing out so fast, didn't take in the image

Of the trash bin left errantly

I guess I'll check for dents at work 'cause right now

I've got 5 miles ahead of me

Of course when I hit the corner it starts storming

Used my wipers, almost blindsided the moose that looked dead to me

Feeling like it's rainbow road

Rocky bulwinkled his toe

Threatened to sue me by the same guys that arrested me

My father works PD, got off with a warning/

A stroke of luck before more bad on this sucky morning/

I got written up when I clocked in for work/

To be robbed ten minutes later by a guy without a shirt/

His chest read give me loot/

So he didn't say much/

Except have a nice day while he stole a great bunch/

Of ones, tens

Hundreds out the machine/

I hated being a clerk before but now I really doubt this thing/

I'm out of seven hours I could've put towards school

And I'm out of eleven bucks I could've put towards pool

Money from gambling on bowl games

And the last thing I need is trojans losing close games

This is by far the worst day ever

No need for more pain

To all going through it

Keep your head up wish for sun

And hope it doesn't bring more rain