[Verse 1]

Getting bored of Walls 2

I should find a new minigame

October 2013, saw the game and I thought

Oh my God, the fuck is this?

So many OP kits

But I guess I'll play a game

[Verse 2]

Horse tamers, every game

Dominating winter all day long

Everybody's kit's the same

Because it is so damn strong

But hey, I can survive

I get better ping here than to the Hive

Teams and hackers everywhere

But nobody plays Blitz, to be fair

[Chorus]

So I’ll keep on playing

And get Horsetamer VI

My horse is fast but stupid

And I will call it Brick

Toxicologist gets addеd

With a level V stone sword

Keep going with a singlе dream that

One day I'll be leaderboards

Gonna join another map

But I know it's all in vain

Trying to earn some coins

But it's not worth the pain

Got a long list of level 7s

No high level kits I've gained

Keep getting Rogue'd in deathmatch

That's just the game

[Verse 3]

Hypixel gets a new host

I will miss you, 30 ping

Now it's on the East Coast

But now I only want one thing

To get the YouTube rank

What the fuck, it's 30K subs?

And I join the Elite team

[Verse 4]

Screaming, crying, horse users

As we nerf their kit to bits

Don’t worry, toxic's next

We'll completely revamp Blitz

Make it a whole new game

While I try and rise to fame

I’ll make for myself a name

When I'm done here, this game will never be the same

[Chorus]

So I release my first montage

Become a rising star

People blame my hit detection

Because of my 5 bar

But it was the first of many, and I buy armorer X

People blame thorns constantly but

I still make one again

I name it Unexpected

Later I release Life

My personal favorite

Flawlesses left and right

But Blitz has some new problems

And this one's pretty dumb

Only one map ever fills up

Why is it Caelum?

[Bridge]

Remove Caelum and replace it with v2

But it's still half the things people queue

So many teams, the forums explode

So we release an update: team mode

[Chorus]

That was my last move

And I leave the Elite Team

People ask me why but

I must follow my dreams

So I guess that marks the end of

My whole nine month regime

But I'm telling you the game is

Better off than it seems

So that was Blitz

It’s been over a year

Nowadays there's nothing

But lots of diamond gear

There's five scouts in each round

It’s getting quite insane

I keep getting janitored but...

That's just the game