There's a small shiny box from Nintendo!

And it’s $300 brand new! (That's pretty affordable!)

If you love online play, and hate Friend Codes, (I kinda do…)

Then take a second: ask yourself, "Why not Wii U?"

“I heard the gamepad has rechargeable batteries!”

“You betcha!”

“And it's backwards compatible?”

“Sure is!”

“And it can make you coffee, change your pants, and fly?”

“... All at the same time!”

“I think he was joking…”

“Could be an upgrade!”

It’s got 8 Gigabytes / Double screens

Basic disk space, / means fun on the go!

Or invest / Play from bed!

In Deluxe / In the bath!

For 32! / It's true!

(“Now that sounds great!”)

It's got NFC, / It's got microphones

Plus HD graphics! / And gyroscopes!

So go on, ask yourself again / So go on! Choose

"Why not”-

Wii U? / Wii U!

‘Cause you'll play

Batman and Rayman / Touch screen, WiiWare!

And Pikmin, Assassins, / e-Shop games are

Call of Duty, Ninja Gaiden / Just some features

Too! / I can name!

(And ZombieU!)

NintendoLand is pretty dope, / Miiverse, Camera

Or stick with Super Mario / Rumble pad!

And plus, third party support's

Stealing the show! / Been pretty rad! / A major coup!

It's the gaming machine / It's renowned! It’s esteemed!

Of the ages! / It’s impressive!

(It's stupendous!)

It’s a triumph of tech, / It's got accolades

Say reviews! / Out the wazoo!

(That's true!)

Pass up PS3! / It's my professional advocation

Turn down 360! / that you skip on PlayStation!

Why not / If you / (I will)

Adopt Wii U!

“I’ll take one!”