First, Noelle

You should know

Susie’s love’s

Hard to show

Heart-to-heart’s

Touch-and-go

And her breath

Smells like chalk

She won’t hug

She won’t flirt

Just ask every

One she’s hurt

Slightly course

Kinda curt-

She’s more “terminate”

Than “talk.”

Noelle!

Noelle!

Noelle!

Noelle!

Sweet as spice

And twice as swell!

Well, Noelle

Were it me

I’d be kind

As can be!

Share some sweet

Susiе Tea-

And-

“-what’s THAT supposed to mean?!”

Maybе try

Blushing less?

Stand up tall!

Ditch the dress

And she’ll sure

Be impressed-

-if you rip out

Someone’s spleen!

Noelle!

Noelle!

Noelle!

Noelle!

Sweet as spice

And twice as swell!

So Noelle

Needs advice…

Be like me:

Cool! Concise!

Super smart

Dressed real nice

With unobfuscated charm!

Get more swoll!

Be less dense!

Grow a spine-

-no offense-

Ditch these clowns

And commence

Hanging on my

Beefy arm!

Noelle!

Noelle!

Noelle!

Noelle!

Sweet as spice

And twice as swell!

Oh Noelle

Never fear!

Cause your friend

Queen is here!

When we’re done

Be a deer

And please

Climb inside this cage~

Don’t say no-

Think it through!

“I will never

Side with you!”

Not ideal

But it’ll do

Here’s my

Minion sign-up page~

Noelle!

Noelle!

Noelle!

Noelle!

Sweet as spice

And twice as swell!

Sweet as spice

And twice as swell!

Each idea-

-every word-

Was the worst

That I’ve heard!

From a queen

To a bird

Not a shred of

Good advice!

Yours was bad

Yours was worse!

Your whole presence

Is a curse!

I can’t take

Another verse

Or I’ll freeze us all in ice!

Noelle!

Noelle!

Noelle!

Noelle!

Sweet as spice

And twice as swell!