[Verse 1: Gerardo Paz & AJ Pinkerton]

You think you're different

You do nothin' but win, but

I know you're really a sham

You think you've got a

Special aura within you, but

Now you've found out you're a scam!

You think you're still the sharpest tool in the shed, and believe me, I did too

But now I'm a loser... And so are you

"Oh, hey, look at the time! It's half past SHUT YOUR FACE AND LEAVE ME ALONE. Pacific daylight time"

"Oh..."

[Verse 2: Gerardo Paz & AJ Pinkerton]

For years you still believed

That no one could touch you, but

You then got poked in the eye

The ace attorney turned a

Chump and a fool, who

Continued to doubt and deny!

He's all washed up, and all his luck has run out

He's a has-been, through and through

Because he's a loser...

And so are you

"I'll drink to that!"

[Bridge: Gerardo Paz & AJ Pinkerton]

You're just a part of the trend

And for a loser, losin' don't end

No one to turn to

Everyone spurns you

'til you've no friends...

"Not all losers"

[Verse 3: Gerardo Paz & AJ Pinkerton]

But just for fun, let's both pretend that

You were a lawyer

Full of talent and promise, but

You finally choked and bit the dust!

And let's assume you

Once were valiant and honest, but

Still your career was a bust!

You beat me every time we met in the court

Yet my wildest dreams came true!

'Cause though I'm a loser...

Now so are you