[All Villains]
Here we come a-scare-oling
A festive force of fright!
To spread some cheer-
[Red Ghost(from Luigi's Mansion)]
-And lots of fear-
[All Villains]
On this here Christmas night!
[All Villains]
Evil foes have re-arose
To haunt you from your past!
Let us raise a toast
To this horrid host
And the horrors they've amassed!
[All Villains]
Peace on Earth? Piss on that!
Yuletide terror’s where it's at!
We'll hang missing toes beneath your wreath!
[All Villains]
Warm your bones by the hearth!
Chug some eggnog till you barf!
We put the evil... in Christmas Eve!
[All Villains]
Here we come a-scare-oling-
[Grandpa]
-to deck you and your halls!-
[Fox (from Tattletail)]
-There’s no noels-
[Rod or Ice Scream Man]
-just slaying belles-
[All Villains]
Till blood runs down your walls!
[All Villains]
Twinkly lights and wrinkly frights
Unite this Christmas Eve!
All us festering pests
Are your ghastly guests
[Baldi]
-With zero plans to leave!
[All Villains]
No more Nice! Naughty rules!
Ask us bawdy boys and ghouls!
Oh, the whole North Pole will rue our reave!
[All Villains]
Nix Saint Nick! Shelve the elves!
Keep the fruit cake to ourselves!
We put the evil... in Christmas Eve!
[Red Ghost (From Luigi's Mansion)]
Twas the night before Christmas, and not you nor your spouse...
[Yellow Ghost (From Luigi's Mansion)]
-Could get us to get the heck out of your house!
[William Afton or Matpat (From FNAF)]
No need to scream, to cry or perspire
Unless you're a chestnut to roast on a fire!
[Rod or Ice Scream Man]
I'll make you a snow cone that's bony and red
While envisioning sugar plums made from your head!
[Baldi]
We've taken your house and are giving no quarter!
Now here is your gift: a shiny quarter!
[All Villains]
Here we come a-scare-oling!
The nuts have cracked your suite!
So kill the lights
Cause silent nights
Make humans hard to eat!
[All Villains]
Rum pum pum! Your heart is thumping!
Soon, we'll cook your goose!
We won't give a crap
If you're poorly wrapped
-In a festive, Frosty noose!
[Gwen]
Haven’t you heathens been told of the reason
For Christmas itself and this holiday season?
[Gwen]
This day is for joy and for making things merry
Not humbugging buttheads who skew slightly scary!
[Gwen]
Look, Grinching and Scrooging is all well and good
But maybe this holiday’s misunderstood...
[Gwen]
Our sins are forgiven, so join me and toast to the
Birth of our Lord...
...who has un-died the most!
[All Villains]
Here we come a-scare-oling
Except — for now — we're nice!
We hug and kiss!
[Baldi]
-Give gifts like this!
[All Villains]
While watching Stars on Ice!
[All Villains]
We scrapped the gore and maim no more
Nor make White Christmas red...
And the only flesh
We stab-
[Granny]
-is freshly made of gingerbread!
[All Villains]
Sweaters rock! Stockings slay!
Our apparel’s donned and gay!
'Tis more blessed to give than to receive!
[All Villains]
Hacking up haunted hymns-
[William Afton or Matpat (From FNAF)]
-While we're trimming off your limbs!
[All Villains]
We put the evil... in Christmas Eve!
[All Villains]
(Here we come a-scare-oling!)
(Here we come a-scare-oling!)
(Scare-oling!)
(Scare-oling!)
(Scare-oling!)