[Verse 1: Randolph]

Emile Heskey, the Chuck Norris of football

He got so many talents to easily drop your jaw

The way he dribbles down the side line and looks likely to score

Then steps over but falls over and then misses the goal

He be the greatest to ever grace us with his two left feet

That's why we watch him like every week

Defenders get weak at the knees when he breezes past with ease

Please, don't you dare diss the messiah

A true patriot for the country, yeah he's taking us higher

[Chorus: Randolph]

You don't know what you're messing with

This is Heskey kid, he's the best there is

When he fakes his shot and hits with his left

He still, misses: Heskey

You don't know what you're messing with

This is Heskey kid, he's the best there is

When he fakes his shot and hits with his left

He still, misses: Heskey

[Verse 2: Randolph & KSI]

You think that you can

Bend it like Beckham, but can you bend it like Heskey?

The way he'll shoot, but curves it around

And end up in row Zee (or row Zed)

And don't even get me started on his head

When he puts it down and gives you the eyes

You know it's Heskey time

[Verse 3: KSI]

Hahaha

Bitch I'm Heskey

You don't wanna mess with me

If you do, you're gonna be my next anal recipe

I'm too quick for the sex offenders list

I be over that

When I set my eyes on you, there's no escape

You know that

[Chorus: Randolph]

You don't know what you're messing with

This is Heskey kid, he's the best there is

When he fakes his shot and hits with his left

He still, misses: Heskey

You don't know what you're messing with

This is Heskey kid, he's the best there is

When he fakes his shot and hits with his left

He still, misses: Heskey

[Bridge: Randolph]

Heskey

Yeah, it's Heskey

Darn right, it's Heskey

I told you it was Heskey

[Chorus: Randolph]

You don't know what you're messing with

This is Heskey kid, he's the best there is

When he fakes his shot and hits with his left

He still, misses: Heskey

You don't know what you're messing with

This is Heskey kid, he's the best there is

When he fakes his shot and hits with his left

He still, misses: Heskey

[Chorus: Randolph]

You don't know what you're messing with

This is Heskey kid, he's the best there is

When he fakes his shot and hits with his left

He still, misses: Heskey

You don't know what you're messing with

This is Heskey kid, he's the best there is

When he fakes his shot and hits with his left

He still, misses: Heskey