[Intro]

(One, two, three, four)

[Verse]

They do their best, do what they can

To get them ready for Vietnam

From old Hanoi to East Berlin

Commando, involved again

They do their best, do what they can

To get them ready for Vietnam

[Chorus]

First rule is

The laws of Germany

Second rule is

Be nice to mommy

Third rule is

Don't talk to commies

Fourth rule is

Eat kosher salamis

[Verse]

They do their best, do what they can

To get them ready for Vietnam

From old Hanoi to East Berlin

Commando, involved again

They do their best, do what they can

To get them ready for Vietnam

[Chorus]

First rule is

The laws of Germany

Second rule is

Be nice to Mommy

Third rule is

Don't talk to commies

Fourth rule is

Eat kosher salamis