[Verse: Joey Ramone]

If you think you can, well, come on man

I was a Green Beret in Vietnam

I said, no more of your fairy stories

'Cause I got my other worries

[Chorus: Joey Ramone]

53rd and 3rd, standing on the street

53rd and 3rd, I'm trying to turn a trick

53rd and 3rd, you're the one they never pick

53rd and 3rd, don't it make you feel sick?

[Verse: Joey Ramone]

If you think you can, well, come on man

I was a Green Beret in Vietnam

I said, no more of your fairy stories

'Cause I got my other worries

[Chorus: Joey Ramone]

53rd and 3rd, standing on the street

53rd and 3rd, I'm trying to turn a trick

53rd and 3rd, you're the one they never pick

53rd and 3rd, don't it make you feel sick?

[Bridge: Dee Dee Ramone]

Then I took out my razor blade

Then I did what God forbade

Now the cops are after me

But I proved that I'm no sissy

[Chorus: Joey Ramone]

53rd and 3rd, standing on the street

53rd and 3rd, I'm trying to turn a trick

53rd and 3rd, you're the one they never pick

53rd and 3rd, don't it make you feel sick?

[Outro: Joey Ramone]

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