Most people don't know this

But the sasquatch lies

In the Bridgewater Triangle


Biding by his time

To meet up with Crazy Manny

The Devil from Hudson, MA


Oh, uh oh

Uh oh, oh

Oh, oh oh oh


And we don't want to warn ya

We don't want to warn ya

Don't want to warn ya

Wanna warn ya now


In two thousand and fifteen

The end will come

In two thousand and fifteen

The end will come


Seasick Nessie

Left her home in Gloucester

For the Quabbin Reservoir

To meet up with Swamp Thing

On work leave

From Massachusetts Northern Shore


Oh, uh oh

Uh oh, oh

Oh, oh oh oh


And we don't want to warn ya

We don't want to warn ya

Don't want to warn ya

Wanna warn ya now


And then a monster will run

Run for president

And we'll vote for him

Because he's our best damn choice


Three years from the campaign trail

He knows that it's no use

For what can't be seen

Is what happens in 2015


And we don't want to warn ya

We don't want to warn ya

Don't want to warn ya

Wanna warn ya now

In 2015

The end will come


But don't blame the monsters

They tried to keep us

Tried to keep us from


Our best friend

And buddy

The atomic bomb


Oh, uh oh

Uh oh, oh

Oh, oh oh oh


Oh

Oh

Oh

Let's go