Bright mind, you came in last to play

Why can't you get as much as them?

Jae says that you’re well on your way

Lately your worth is doubling

Daily you put the hours in

But it seems you're not as cute as Tim

Dig deep where the angst has been

And take your tea with validation

What did you expect to find?

Blue ribbons and trophies shined

Your mintage of riven ties

Gold plated nursery rhymes