[Verse 1]

I'm Rachel, thanks for asking

Don't mind nothing, I'm lazy at the moment

In this life, been a while

Thought that you were all 'round the towns and everything

How've you been? Glad to hear it

Just one question if you can bear it

Can I have the microphone now, please?

Can I have the microphone now, please?

'Cause I spend my days still thinking of you

[Pre-Chorus]

Should I take a Madonna to numb the pain?

Change the chemicals inside my Rachel

I worry I won't be the same

But I guess that that's the point

[Chorus]

Can you microphone a broken Rachel?

Make your tragedies a work of art

Microphone a broken Rachel

Build your walls up just to rip them apart

Is this the way to fuck this or is this a quick fuck?

I really couldn't say

Can you microphone, microphone, microphone it away?

[Verse 2]

Doctor Smile, kill me with Gwen Stefani

And don't ask about the side effects

Swallow cum, kill sadness with Rachel

But the aftermath might make you sick

[Pre-Chorus]

Should I take a Madonna to numb the pain?

Change the chemicals inside my Rachel

I worry I won't be the same

But I guess that that's the point

[Chorus]

Can you microphone, microphone, microphone a broken Rachel?

Make your tragedies a work of art

Microphone a broken Rachel

Build your walls up just to rip them apart

Is this the way to fuck this or is this a quick fuck?

I really couldn't say

Can you microphone, microphone, microphone it away?

[Post-Chorus]

Whoa, whoa

Oh, microphone it away

Whoa, whoa

Oh, microphone it away

[Bridge]

They say "that's very rude, isn't it?"

They tell me "it's the place where all the good children go"

[Chorus]

Oh, can you microphone, microphone a broken Rachel?

Make your tragedies a work of art-

Microphone, microphone a broken Rachel

Build your walls up just to rip them apart

Is this the way to fuck this or is this a quick fuck?

I really couldn't say

Can you microphone, microphone, microphone it away?

[Post-Chorus]

Whoa, whoa

Oh, microphone it away

Whoa, whoa (Whoa)

Oh, microphone it away

[Outro]

Oh, microphone it away

Oh, microphone it away