[Verse 1]

I'm looking at ya, yeah girl, you're kinda taken back by

The whole ‘rapper’ thing, aren't ya?

Probably thinking you'll get done so damn hard ya

Won't even be able to stand up straight, aren't ya?

Dump a couple girls people think you're a monster

The ladies constantly bugging ya non-stop

I come across ya, well hello hi there

You gotta lot’a guys wishing to be in your draws an’

Wanting to see ya flash, do you got a condom ? I would hate for you

To be pregnant before you a cat, no? I’ll just wipe your back

Why don't you take me round and show me the track

And sit up front, I'm not asking, it's a rap

I just got jacked and you been body snatched

In middle day with no masks for this attack

You hear ‘em say, exact opposites attract

If that's a fact, it'll take 141 taskforce to get you back

[Verse 2]

The first victim I had she was a big one

Big name, well known, great fun

She was the girl the lads always dreamed of

In and out of friendship every couple second

I can’t handle this any longer man

Christmas time we were nearly fuck friends but

What an ‘stance it was, I was sitting up front

I was hooked in at the first glimpse of her buns

Seen her backstage, now here's where I come in hun

Look here she comes, I'd better pull out the big gun

Wait, little too soon, keep it our pants son

How 'bout a ride to heaven? Jump on, cunt

But starting off on the wrong foot is what I didn't want

Glad it didn’t happen, after all I think you’re the one

Girl I ain’t kidding, I ain’t playing, this ain’t fun

See what I meant was, we should have a little intervention

You’re tearing my heart apart and walls down with this tension

You little wencher, murder wasn't my intention

May dream of it but if I wanted to kill you it woulda already been done

Slowly she gets on and I begin bum her

With point 66 millimetres of extension, penis

[Verse 3]

This victim was even bigger than the thirst

Sport star, idol, the whole works

She was a little schoolgirl when she first

Burst up on the scene, it seemed that the world was hers

She twirls and turned and flirts in skirts so bad it hurts

The ercetion blown, it made m think - I lashed out at the lust

But what was really going, on was that I had developed a crush

I just didn't know how to tell it to her

Should I cut off one of my hairs and mail it to her?

Send her texts of my collection of skeletons or

Footage of me impaling myself on an elephant tusk?

We'll settle this once and for all, I'mma tell her at dusk

Tonight, tonight is the night and tell her I must

Creep up to her mansion stripped and just

Climb the gate and ring the bell like, "Hello my love"

I just picked your prescription for Seroquel up

Now do you agree? Would you like a link with me?

I'll share my Callum with you cause I'm feeling you Carly

Don’t ignore me, that’s not the way

Ever since the schoolgirl juvenile delinquent

I've been feeling you, ooh-ooh girl you sexy little gal you

Just tell me you love me back boo

Quick before you see what I’m about to do

I'll slam dunk it in your mouth 'til you puke

And just as soon as you choke ‘til your through

I’m bound to, turn you round and make a mess of your pum

New backlift? Shit I'll make it sore outta you’re wits

Now show me how you move, baby giggle them bits