[Verse 1: nickisnotgreen]
Think about the best day of your life
Think about your niece, nephew, and wife
Think about all the times you've had
Think about the good and medium and bad (Ay, ay, ay)
Get home safe, ay
Little brother’s godmother's stepson is Nate, ay
Tell 'em ’bout the gate, oh
[Chorus: Dev Lemons]
Tell 'em 'bout the gate, tell them 'bout the fence
I don't like a Michael or Kate Pence
When I wanna breathe I like to vent
What you gonna give up for the Lent?
[Verse 2: Dev Lemons]
What is on the menu for the Easter?
Put the ring pop back in the freezer
Your eyebrows I think need a tweezer now
Nah-nah, nah-nah
Do you know the face of Leighton Meester
Duh nuh nuh nuh nuh people-pleaser
There are several meanings for geezer (Huh?)
Tonight, tonight
Left my iPad on the flight
Take me out to eat, just a bite
2 3 1 2 5 2, hike
Tonight, tonight
Take a class on how-to-type
What about the house of the hype?
I am thankful for websites
[Pre-Chorus: nickisnotgreen]
You look like a Martian
Watch those penguins marchin'
Beg of my pardon store of department
We swing vines like Tarzan, I'm in the jungle
Ay, with Rosie O'Dongle
Maybe we’re roommates, we’re sharin' a trundle
If you’re in a debate, tell 'em 'bout the gate
[Chorus: Dev Lemons]
Tell 'em ’bout the gate, tell them 'bout the fence
I don't like a Michael or Kate Pence
When I wanna breathe I like to vent
What you gonna give up for the Lent?
[Verse 3: Dev Lemons, nickisnotgreen]
Sometimes I just wanna give up
I don't know
Up, up, up, up, uh, yeah
You drive the car, I sit in the trunk
Take me to the pool, I'll take a lil' dunk
Why does everybody always think I'm drunk?
I'm not
Fee, fi, fo, fum
Where's the new album? HuhI do it dirty like Roald Dahl, say the truth
Queef J, we'll build it in a day
Keith K, we'll do it anyway
We made a record with The Fray
And Rachael Ray, huh
Tell 'em about the gate (Ow!)
[Chorus: Dev Lemons]
Tell 'em 'bout the gate, tell them 'bout the fence
I don't like a Michael or Kate Pence
When I wanna breathe I like to vent
What you gonna give up for the Lent?
[Outro: Dev Lemons & nickisnotgreen]
[Non-Lyric Vocals]
[We actually don't say any words here it's just all jibberish and noise]