[Verse 1: nickisnotgreen]

Uh yeah, uh yeah, hey

Waiting for the next Avengers

Inventor of the chicken tenders

Hitting twenty-five on the freeway

From an A-plus to a C mate

I was number 2 on the relay

I was running fast for my teammates

I get really nervous when I pee late

I get really nervous will I pee safe?

I get really, I get really nervous when I look down

Get the girl on the hook now, huh

[Chorus: Dev Lemons]

I'm team Edward did you tell him to stop the car?

I don't like to play a game with a soccer ball

I'm team Karl I think his last name is Marx

I don't like to pick it up when I get a call

[Verse 2: nickisnotgreen]

Why do you care about the Pattinson Robert?

Is it 'cause you wanna have a good time?

I never need another bag 'cause I don't want jail time

I could argue and whine

Temper tantrums in my neighbors lawn

Temper tantrums if you do the quan

I try to stay but if I do I'll yawn

I'm on top and you're the Bakugan

[Verse 3: Dev Lemons]

Philly Flyers, fly her where?

I wonder when Kesha said to grow the pair

Is it like the fruit or the balls?

I would like to go to the mall

Mordecai and the rig be be ri ri be be Greenbay Packers

I wish I knew thirty hackers

I wish I know I think I know who to send them after

[Chorus: Dev Lemons]

I'm team Edward did you tell him to stop the car?

I don't like to play a game with a soccer ball

I'm team Karl I think his last name is Marx

I don't like to pick it up when I get a call

[Verse 4: nickisnotgreen and Dev Lemons]

I had enough, enemas done

I took a bite of the cinnamon bun

I had the runs, I had a ton

We had a truckload of cinnamon fun

Sprinkle it, bathroom I'm dripping a tinklet

Finn and Jake, yeah more like Finn and germe

Are you in a hurry?

We need to fill out a survey

We need to go and then catch a wild turkey

Please do not be flirting

That would be the worst thing

I said no, please do not be flirting

Oh yeah, no, that would be the worst thing

I said please do not be flirting

Oh yeah, no, that would be the worst thing