[Chorus: Dev Lemons]

Would you like to take me to the mall?

Michael Scott, what about Michael Paul?

What's with the guys where all they do is fall?

I miss when all they did was punch a wall

Would you like to take me to the mall?

Michael Scott, what about Michael Paul?

What's with the guys where all they do is fall?

I miss when all they did was punch a wall

[Verse 1: Lenny Benzos]

Queef Jerky, guess that is me

Guess you'll have to wonder when and where I'm gonna be

When it's time for reckoning, I'm the mayor of this city

So now when you speak to me

Growing nachos on my tree

It's a cheesy factory

Uh, I just watched a moviе, Lost in Translation

But I didn't finish, no, I was impatient

Gold medal is sleek, yeah, I rеpresent my nation

You can't trigger me, I'm just too damn complacent

[Verse 2: nickisnotgreen]

If Queef died, if Queef died, if Queef died

If Queef died there wouldn't replace

If Queef died they'd drop a mixtape

I think they'd call it posthumous

I'm at the market with my gun, I got five hostages

My throat is itchy, itchy, itchy, I need some lozenges

Here's my two week notice and I'm taking a break

I got too embarrassed to be the kid in the class that faints

Roblox Hamilton experience

[Verse 3: Nate]

I'm getting so delirious

Wanna get involved, wanna get involved

Who is my king? Where is my lord?

I'm forgetting Sarah Marshall

I've forgotten Sarah Marshall

Who the fuck is Sarah Marshall?

Oh my god, my metatarsal

[Verse 4: Dev Lemons]

What!

Oh my lanta, Ms. Claus without the Santa

What's pinky a without the panther

What's Britain without all the banter?

Huh?

Likely story, McIlroy without the Rory

Victorian child without the Tori

I will own a house when I am forty

[Verse 5: nickisnotgreen]

I'm on the beach that makes you cold

I'm on the beach like I was told

Don't tell them twice

I made the bed just how he likes

Grr goes the bear

I hate the laissez-faire

I just hate the history

Or at least I used to in this timeline

[Chorus: Dev Lemons]

Would you like to take me to the mall?

Michael Scott, what about Michael Paul?

What's with the guys where all they do is fall?

I miss when all they did was punch a wall

Would you like to take me to the mall?

Michael Scott, what about Michael Paul?

What's with the guys where all they do is fall?

I miss when all they did was punch a wall

[Outro: Dev Lemons]

Hey, hey, hey, hey

Hey, hey, hey, hey