[Intro: hivemind riley]

Got a cheque, LLC on my mattress

You're a sad bitch, yeah, you're a has-been

I'mma watch Netflix on my last binge

Dev come to me, ask for a dab- (Hey!)

[Chorus: hivemind riley & Dev Lemons]

I got a cheque, LLC on my mattress

You're a sad bitch, yeah, you're a has-been

I'mma watch Netflix on my last binge

Dev come to me, ask for a dab pen

[Verse 1: nickisnotgreen & hivemind riley]

Dev come to me, askin' for a dab pen (POW)

Ask myself, "Babygirl what might happen?" (What)

Call me Usain Bolt, I'm talking fast, man (Pssshhww)

I think they call it Gen Z 'cause it's the last gen (Uh-oh)

Alphabet Soup 'cause I'm smart and hot (Damn)

Met the love of my life in a parking lot (Hе did)

My milk carton's full and your carton’s not (Yuh)

I got the kids roleplayin', that's a larpin' tot

[Chorus: hivemind riley & Dev Lemons]

I got a chequе, LLC on my mattress

You're a sad bitch, yeah, you're a has-been

I'mma watch Netflix on my last binge

Dev come to me, ask for a dab pen

[Verse 2: Dev Lemons]

I wanna cry, yeah, I wanna die, yeah

I never lie yeah, I never try yeah (I don't do it)

I wanna cry, yeah, I wanna die, yeah

I never lie yeah, I never try yeah

[Verse 3: Dev Lemons]

The new merch

Reading the news hurts

You go to the nude beach

I go to the nude church, yah

HIVEMIND refrigerator

Your mom is okay, she is the mid-erator (Yuh)

I'm going to clap some cheeks, yah

Go sit on the seat, yah

I'm going to lov- (Hey!)

[Verse 4: nickisnotgreen]

Shit on the mattress

I've got to leave there's shit on the mattress

Bitch

I was just fasting

Eating no food, yeah

Baby, I'm fasting

I'm the Judas of the rap game, nasty

Feel out the verse like I'm feeling your boobs

Killin' the game, I'm pwning the noobs

I am so slick, all my bars got the lube

Message delivered, I'm sending the nudes

[Verse 5: Dev Lemons & hivemind riley]

If you do not like it, then sue me (Sue me)

Loogie in the Mario Movie (Movie)

One day I wanna try a bit of blue cheese (Yup)

Put a little baby bit in my smoothie (Schhlrrp)

[Verse 6: nickisnotgreen & Dev Lemons]

QUEEF has gone nuclear

I nearly just fainted

I flew out to Detroit for a daybed (Why?)

Turns out it's a crib, it is gated (Why?)

Can't get me out

[Verse 7: Dev Lemons & nickisnotgreen]

Smoothie bowls, booty holes

Let's fold clothes as a joke (Youch!)

Uber Eats charcuterie

How do you use the word dooberry?

[Verse 8: nickisnotgreen]

I'm in a mesh cage, can you tip it? (Can you tip it?)

A toothbrush isn't known for the places you can stick it

Horse on the prarie cannot save me

Again, I go flying to Detroit for a daybed

[Chorus: nickisnotgreen & Dev Lemons]

LLC on my mattress

Yeah, you're a has-been

I'm watchin' on my last binge

Da-da-da-da-da-dab pen

[Bridge: hivemind riley]

Got a cheque

You're a s-

I'mma wa-

Dev, come t-

[Outro: nickisnotgreen & Dev Lemons]

All hail the queen of QUEEF

Please come rescue me