[Chorus: Dev Lemons]

When I'm cold, I shiver

If I eat a meat, I would only eat liver

Noah's on the ark with Joan Rivers

If I read a book, it is not The Giver

When I'm cold, I shiver

If I eat a meat, I would only eat liver

Noah's on the ark with Joan Rivers

If I read a book, it is not The Giver

[Verse 1: nickisnotgreen & Dev Lemons]

I miss when things were so summery

Peer review I read the summary

I see how people can discount the Queef

No understanding of major beliefs internally, meaning the system

I support it if you wanna fist 'em

And evеn if you kissed 'em

I used to wеar an Apple Watch up on my wrist-em

I never understood the use of a piston

[Pre-Chorus: Dev Lemons & nickisnotgreen]

I wish I understand

I wish I knew who I am

I like turkey not the ham

Please don't hurt me, Uncle Sam

I wish I understand

I wish I knew who I am

I like turkey not the ham

Please don't hurt me, Uncle Sam

[Chorus: Dev Lemons]

When I'm cold, I shiver

If I eat a meat, I would only eat liver

Noah's on the ark with Joan Rivers

If I read a book, it is not The Giver

When I'm cold, I shiver

If I eat a meat, I would only eat liver

Noah's on the ark with Joan Rivers

If I read a book, it is not The Giver

[Verse 2: nickisnotgreen & Dev Lemons]

My new wife is so crazy

Said my neighbor in navy

That was the color of his shirt

I vote for Marge, Homer, and Burt

And Lisa, but not the baby (Yeah)

Don't tell Brian about the cage-y

Somebody stole my car radio

And now I just put the time in grinding

Queef bars all the timey

Just to-just to make it rhymey

I'd like some turkey thigh meat

Can I please have a turkey burger, why?

Mr. Beast did get sued by his own burger, why?

Do you use an electric swatters on the fly?

Can I please have a Shirley Temple, why?

Because I said so

I own a car, no, it’s not a rental

I’ll eat a soup if it has the lentils

Let’s go camping, I’ll bring all the tent poles

I opened my car door into the orthodontist's car, you can call that a dental

You play with Barbie but not with the Ken doll

Chowing down beans but you're not eating lentils

Are you really playing gentle?

Are you really sincere, are you paying for the rentals?

I asked you for Auntie Anne's and instead you got me some Wetzels

[Outro: Dev Lemons & nickisnotgreen]

Dude, don't do that

I'll hit you in the head with a new bat (Huh?)

I can control you in a chef's hat like a nude rat (What?)

Ratatouille with the boom bap Zubat

Billy hanging up shelves in our room

Can’t wait to put the book on by Judy Blume

Don’t sing if you’re not in tune

Don’t play a little game of the Scape of Rune

Billy hanging up shelves in our room

Can’t wait to put the book on by Judy Blume

Don’t sing if you’re not in tune

Don’t play a little game of the Scape of Rune