LEFT RIGHT CENTER - Intellectual

[Intro: nickisnotgreen]

LEFT, RIGHT, CENTER

LEFT! RIGHT! CENTER!

LEFT! RIGHT! CE-

Come hang out at my crib bro, it's all hugs

Watching Bug's Life VHS, it's all bugs

In the furniture store, shop for all rugs

McDonald's at dispensary, it's all nugs

Yeah, uh, they think I'm meticulous

They call me D. Green, comma, Nicholas

I told my last ex-wife just to picture this

Three ugly ass kids, look ridiculous

Little green man

I am off a little green xan

Little green man

I am not a little green fan

Little green man

I am not a little green can

Little green man

I know a little green Dan

[Verse 3: DJ Grant & hivemind riley]

In a Mercedes

Yeah, I'm in a Mercedes, young man that's in a Mercedes

Ten quid is all you should pay me

Cheap man on the regular, mustard on the burger

Ten quid for the featurе, left hand in the right one

Two dicks but I havе one-

Shark Tank shit, I'm gonna pitch it

I love the States but I'm British

I wish I got a flight home, but I missed it

You leave a cake on the table and I'll fist it

Ladies from the afterlife, got affection

I vant to suck your vlood, no reflection!

Having sex outside, I'm having sex in

Last week I got a handy from a Texan

It's not Green Day yet, but it will be

Takes 21 guns just to kill me

I changed my clothes, but it's still me

In the shower, but my thoughts are still filthy

I'm in London eating rice and beans

Met ladies and they're nice and mean, like half and half

Put it in my coffee, that's half-and-half