[Intro: Dev Lemons]

Yeah

I like my life

I like my wife

I like my knife, oh yah!

I like my job

I like my mom

I like my mob, oh yah!

I have goals

You have holes

I have hoes

Lemme see your toes, please?

[Verse 1: nickisnotgreen]

Toes please, blow me

Nosebleed, flow mean

Black beans, black screens

Generation Z

Really have to pee

Gotta use the toilet throne

Generation Z more like Generation Phone

[Verse 2: hivemind riley]

Thеy're always on TikTok, I wish that they would just stop

Faces gluеd to the screen at the bus stop

Take me back to the nineties, I like Brit-Pop

Avocado toast, I got to make a pit stop

[Verse 3: DJ Grant, nickisnotgreen, & Dev Lemons]

Garlic on my pig

I like to wear a wig

Stripping is my gig

Hey, hey

Two phones, I bought that

Cocaine, I bought that

Two phones, I bought that

Cocaine, I bought that

Yuh-yuh-yuh-yuh-yuh (yuh-yuh-yuh-yuh-yuh)

Two phones, I bought that

Cocaine, I bought that (BAHHH)

Two phones, I bought- AH, AHH

[Verse 4: nickisnotgreen]

In this age (in this age)

I can't say what I want to say (No, no, no, nonono)

I get cancelled for all kind of things (Yep, uh huh)

Like a wolf, I got scary fangs

Kicking down your door with a whole bowl of truth, yeah

Pick yourself from the straps of your boots, yeah

You should grind all the time like a moose, yeah

I hope you rail me, yeah, you ride me like a goose, yeah

[Verse 5: Dev Lemons & nickisnotgreen]

Nick is really mean, he says the really bad things (Hey, hey)

And when I'm alone, I say the really sad things

Burger she wrote

Fur on a coat

Boat on a moat

Is it afloat-? Shut up

[Outro: hivemind riley, Dev Lemons, & nickisnotgreen]

A hurricane-blizzard combo has absolutely ravaged the east coast (SHUT, UP, SHUT)

They say up to twenty-two thousand deaths in New York City alone

But up next at seven o'clock, we talk to a woman who has rescued several dogs across the tri-state area

And learn about her inspiring story

Speaking of hurricane blizzards, people are freaking out about Tim Hortons' and D-Dairy Queen's new collab item

The HURRICANE BLIZZARD

(That's gonna get cut)