[Intro]

And your MVP

DOUG P

[Verse 1: nickisnotgreen]

I keep the pee in the basement (rah), with a couple bags of meat

Uh, in a sleeping bag to sleep

Uh, I just burst another [?]

Facetime, I just watched a hoop with you

And waste time

Andrew Jackson showing up on Dateline

No, I'm not kiddin'

I get up on [?]

I read rules before rules written

I'm cold, no minutes (wahoo)

[Verse 2: ?]

Take some Advil 'cause I know you got a fever

Shots from downtown, like she's the freakin' grim reaper

Welcome home Doug P, 'cause she's in Indiana

The best on the team better watch all of ya manners

They're playing the game

From the freak of the week

Are you feelin' the same

About birds with the feets

Are you feeling on fleek

Getting into the Greek

And fixing the leaks

Is it answer your feet

Doug P

[Verse 3: ?]

[?]

She is we and we have glee

He's a freak and he can't flee

Here is plea to see Doug P

He said she wants no more than three

Or pay the fee

[?]

[Reprise: ?]

Basket, basket, bowl, ball

Basket, basket, ball, small

Basket, basket, bowl, ball

Basket, basket, ball, small

Basket, basket, bowl, ball

Basket, basket, ball, small

Basket, basket, bowl, ball

Basket, basket, ball, small

Basket, basket, bowl, ball

Basket, basket, ball, small

Basket, basket, bowl, ball

Basket, basket, ball, small

Basket, basket, bowl, ball

Basket, basket, ball, small

Basket, basket, bowl, ball

Basket, basket, ball, small

[Outro]

(laughing) Oh my god