[Intro: Dev Lemons]

I will never read the Daily Mail

If my name was Hammy I'd go a-ham

[Verse: nickisnotgreen]

We made it out to the farmland

There is no way I am looking them

I smell the music of Eminem

Spas with only the men in them

[Verse: Dev Lemons, Dev Lemons & nickisnotgreen]

Yeah!

Take me straight me to the sauna

Suck to listen to Lana

You know I am lovin' the drama

I would like if I was on top of your mama

Why do they call me

Maybe they just want the quarterback

In a fedora, so sick my former hat

[Chorus: Dev Lemons]

I will never read the Daily Mail

If my name was Hammy I would go by Ham

I will never read the Daily Mail

If my namе was Hammy I would go by Ham

[Verse: nickisnotgreen, Dev Lemons]

Obama, stop with the drone strikes

[?]

[?] whеre the drones are at

You know the president is grown, right?

Smoke in the car like driving crooner

I just wanna moon her

[?] go to Hooters

I don't wanna lose her

I don't think I'm emo on SoundCloud

I'll take 2 tickets to the Poundtown

I'm at a Burger King, I got the crown-crown

I got queef sounding like the Motown

I got queef sounding like a high-five

It's getting crispy on the outside

I got Vin Diesel going sci-fi

I got haters working at the iFly

[Chorus: Dev Lemons]

I will never read the Daily Mail

If my name was Hammy I would go by Ham

I will never read the Daily Mail

If my name was Hammy I would go by Ham