The Auction - Intellectual

[Intro]

I know "Thrift Shop" parodies have been done a lot

In- but I wrote these lyrics anyways

And I hit a million views on YouTube

So I might as well do it

Yeah

I'm gonna buy some packs

Only got twenty dollars worth of FIFA points

But I get nothing, lookin' for a player

So I buy 'em from the auction

Search into the club, like "What up? I got inform Şahin"

I'm just pumped to buy some shit from the auction

Packs on my coins, it's so damn pricey

People like, "Damn, man, that tax is feisty!"

Rollin' in FUT, best mode in FIFA

Workin' out this parody better than Wiz Khalifa

Damn, I need some coins now, EA, will you marry me?

[?] fitness, 'cause now I've got an injury

F***!

Who cares? It's only two-hundred coins

But I'm quick-sellin' 'em, tellin' 'em that I'm 'bout to buy your Welliton's

So fly, like a pelican, [?] team, yeah, I'm [?]

But Walcott, Reus and Lennon, and teams are filled venom, and

Don't take long shots if you don't have the right momentum, bitch

I'mma take your cards now, I'mma take your cards now

No, for real, ask someone, "Can I duplicate your cards?"

I got Messi in a Team of the Year PK

But you're better off with Davor, Luis and Emenike

I got a smashed keyboard; raged and smashed my keyboard

Disconnected in the finals, right before I won my reward

Hello, hello, Felipe Melo

Gettin' gold while I discard the troll Marcelo

Caution: YouTube's the only option, EA's awesome concoction

You'll get locked in once you get locked in the auction

Yeah

You most get lost in the auction, 'cause there's like

A lot of players there

It can be confusing, like, a little bit, yeah

I'm gonna buy some packs

Only got twenty dollars worth of FIFA points

But I get nothing, lookin' for a player

So I buy 'em from the auction

Hmm-hahaha-