[Intro:]

Watch out!

Here I come!

Are you ready?

I said, are you ready?

[Couplet 1:]

Have you seen anyone so funky?

Have you met Ted? Well he's not funky!

He's lame! He's a junky!

Has no fame! And he's chunky!

Come and get me, don't be shy

You can't test me, I'm too high

Don't accost me, if you try

To resist me, well... another fails the test

Let's go!

[Pont:]

Don't need no castle

To be the king

Don't need no crown

Don't need no ring

[Refrain:]

I'm the master!

Better pay the price to the funky blaster

I'm the fastest!

When it comes to digging the hot chicks in the hood

I'm the master!

I'm the king of the bling, don't need no bongo

I'm the fastest!

Don't blink no eye when I play the congas

[Couplet 2:]

Have you seen anyone so sexy?

Have you ever felt so hasty?

To discover something tasty

Be clever, don't be nasty

Like Ophelia and Alexia

Arabella or Elisa

Alexandra, Maria-Luisa

Margaritha, Roberto...

Wow wow wow... what happens in Rio stays in Rio

[Pont:]

Don't need no castle to be the king

Don't need no crown, don't need no ring

Don't need no castle to be the king

Don't need no crown, don't need no ring

[Refrain:]x2

I'm the master!

Better pay the price to the funky blaster

I'm the fastest!

When it comes to digging the hot chicks in the hood

I'm the master!

I'm the king of the bling, don't need no bongo

I'm the fastest!

Don't blink no eye when I play the congas

[outro:]

Better pay the price to the funky blaster

When it comes to digging the hot chicks in the hood

I'm the king of the bling, don't need no bongo

Don't blink no eye when I play the congas