[Verse 1]

You're an idiot

You embody every bit of it

Even set a new precedent

Empirical

Concrete evidence

Minimal due diligence

We've concluded what is obvious

You're a bunghole

[Verse 2]

Concrete evidence

Minimal due diligence

We've concluded what is obvious

Bloody drongo

[Chorus]

Your voice

Induces migraines

Your presence

Party poops

The entire room

[Post-Chorus]

You're an idiot

And a bunghole

[Verse 3]

Ooh-ooh, oh, you're

Ooh-ooh, goddamn

Ooh-ooh, oh, you're (Your nature is pugnacious)

Ooh-ooh, goddamn idiot

[Chorus]

Your nature is

Pugnacious

Your temperament

Deplorable (It leaves a residue)

So mucous-like

It leaves a residue

[Bridge]

You're an idiot

Goddamn idiot

You embody every bit of it

[Chorus]

You feel like

A wet mudslide

Obnoxious gear

In overdrive

A walking, talking (Ooh-ooh, oh, you're)

Skid mark prat (Ooh-ooh, goddamn)

A muppet and (Ooh-ooh, oh, you're)

A twit and twat (Ooh-ooh, goddamn idiot)

That's you