Scam Jesus

By Punchmade Dev

Released on September 22, 2019

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[Intro]

OBN Dev


[Verse]

I copped me a piece, now I'm finna go swipe

Ten bands in my jeans, gotta keep me a pipe

Just scammed the whole family, they askin' to fight

Told bro I ain't get it 'til he sent it twice

I'm loadin' Bitcoin while I click on the site

I got MSR, that bitch readin' and write

I made twenty bands off scammin' the white

My Cash App got banned from scammin' all night

Load up GoFundMe and make a fake page

You better go listen, you finna get paid

Five bands in my pocket, that's just in one day

I'm sittin' at home while you work like a slave

Buy you a piece and go donate two hundred

And don't do it twice, or you'll end up with nothin'

When they ask for ID, then just go get your cousins

Do not use your own, 'cause you finna be runnin'

Please don't be stupid and go buy a debit

If you tryna make money, then go buy a credit

Once you buy you a card, then go find you a method

Or play all my music, I'm givin' free lessons

Drive far and go buy you a prepaid phone

Put a card in that shit and go send you a loan

Just throw it away before you make it home

'Cause the feds gon' be trackin' all over that phone

You need a puncher, a reader, and writer

If you don't have that shit, then you ain't a real swiper

If your internet's slow, then go buy you a fiber

If it's still runnin' slow, get a different provider

Punch you a card and go slide to the club

Dress like you got money, don't look like a scrub

Walk up to the ATM, pull out a dub

Then walk out that bitch like nothin' was up

If you wanna go back, then just go buy a wig

But don't be a goofy, go change up the fit

Do this three times, then you finna be lit

Your pockets was broke, now you talkin' your shit

Don't use a computer without VPN

You forget that step and you go to the pen'

You get caught with one swipe and you facin' all ten

But don't be afraid, just stay on all ten

Can't go in store, now you need you a runner

Somebody you trust not to blow all your cover

Y'all 'bout to be flexin' on niggas this summer

Y'all 'bout to be ballin' on niggas, No Jumper