Scam Jesus 2

By Punchmade Dev

Released on September 25, 2020

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[Intro: Phone Call with TeeJayx6]

He never did nothing, not one thing he said in his songs

Dev?

Yep

That's cap, everybody know Dev 'bout that shit bro

You ain't 'bout that shit tho'

Alright

I saw the chop bro, I saw the chop

That wasn't mine I had to give that back

But you know personally, you know that OBN Dev don't really swipe, right

Nah, he do

No he don't, I'm tellin' you he don't, I'm just tryna be myself

Nah, he really 'bout that

So you really swipe?

Nah, I don't do nothin' bro

So you rap about shit you don't do?

Yep

(This bitch is runnin', nigga)

(This nigga runnin')


[Hook: OBN Dev]

I ain't lyin' like TeeJay

I'ma teach you how to scam

If you really swipin' cards, why he scammin' all his fans?

Nigga pulled up to my city

Then he turned around and ran

Took his flow so I could get on

I ain't never been a fan

Nigga sayin' that it's smoke

What's gon' happen whеn you see me?

(What are you gonna do to me whеn you see me?)

(Nothin')

Nigga rappin' in his songs 'bout some shit he seen on TV

Nigga said he gotta him and I don't ever think we seen 'em


[Verse: OBN Dev]

Now, I got that out the way I can teach you how to finesse

Quickest way to run it up, is off them employment checks

You can apply in every state, so after one go to the next

I know it's really gon' be hard

But, just be safe and don't flex

Go into the loan site, and say your business closed down

Say Corona is the reason that it's where it's at now

You can get 100K for them loan, cash down

Once you go get approved, go an' pull them racks out

You don't need a puncher, or MSR to swipe

You can really make the same if you do it online

I'ma teach a couple ways so you don't think I'm out here lyin'

If you ain't tryna get paid, don't even bother go and tryin'

CashApp, Vemno, and Chime is the biggest ones hit

It doesn't work, 'cause you ain't have no workin' fulls when you did it

Go and find a good site, you can load up and get plenty

Better go and get a lot

'Cause makin' money get addicting

I'ma slow them steps down so you don't get distracted

So and get a CashApp with 8 months of transactions

Once you get it, find the credit hope it's in a good status

Go and add their debit card

Cash out and you can have it

If you wanna do Chime it's the same exact way

In 3 minutes all the same

Use different phones every day

Every time you swipe a piece

Never do it where you stay

Any dirt that you do

Never do it where you lay

Get a good standing credit

And apply for a loan

It could ruin credit scores, so don't try to use your own

And don't do what I do

And go say it in a song

'Cause I promise if you do, the feds coming to your home


[Outro: News Report]

Stimulus Checks are being deposited and mailed and scammers want there cut of the action