Punch Day - Intellectual

[Chorus]

Apple dropped a phone today, it's a punch day

I guess I'm finna hit a holy jugg, on a Sunday

If I keep punching phones, I could have twenty by Monday

I got AirPods, Macs, and iPhones, I had fun today

On the dark web, I just bought another gun today, *typing noises*

I'm not finna see the sun today

Venmo burnt out, I tried to hit that play the other day

They shut my favorite scam down, but I got plenty other ways

I'm like Mr. Krabs, I'm stingy with the sauce

I shoulda been a teacher at my school, they listen when I talk

I shoulda brought an extra bag with me, I'm limping when I walk

I shoulda brought an extra cup with me, I'm feening for the Wock

My fiends love to call me Chris Rock, no not because I'm funny, everyday I give em' rocks

Everyday that go by, I sit there and I watch em' rot

The neighbors next door keep snitching on me like "He's smoking pot"

And that's because we ain't in the hood we in the burbs'

They don't like the smell of dead opps, I'm getting on they nerves

At least I'm not living by poor people, that's way worse

At least I'm not one of them store people, they hate work

Damn, that bucket broke down, you late to work

He missed another paycheck, he won't have a dollar by the first

Plus his rent due, he gon' get evicted by the first

As soon as he break up with his bitch, he gon' be on the curb