[Verse 1]

I used to try very hard to make friends

With everyone on the planet

I've seen you having it, having it

But now you've just had it

Entertainment can sometimes be hard

When the thing that you love

Is the same thing that's holding you down

[Verse 2]

Oh, this man is dangerous

He just shed his load on your best party frock

Before you enter the palace of wisdom

You have to decide, are you ready to rock?

Hmm, can you party with me?

Can you show me a good time?

Do you even know what one looks like?

[Pre-Chorus]

And I don't need to hear your stories again

Just get on the floor and show me

Show me what you're made of

Just what exactly are you made of?

[Chorus]

Baby, you're driving me crazy

Baby, you're driving me crazy

[Verse 3]

I was having a whale of a time

Until your uncle, your uncle Psychosis arrived

Why do we have to half kill ourselves

Just to prove we're alive?

I'm here whenever you need me

Whenever you need me

Well, I won't be here

[Pre-Chorus]

And do you ever stop to ask yourself

If you didn't come to party

Then why did you come here?

Then why did you come here?

[Chorus]

Baby, you're driving me crazy

Baby, you're driving me crazy

[Bridge]

And do you really want to know

Just how come you turned out so dumb?

[Outro]

When the party's over will you come home with me?

When the party's over will you come home with me?

Now the party's over will you come home to me?

Will you come home to me?

Will you come home to me?

Will you come home to me?