[Verse 1]

We like driving on a Saturday night

Past the leisure centre, left at the lights

Oh, we don't look for trouble, but if it comes, we don't run

Looking out for trouble is what we call fun

[Chorus]

Hey you, you in the Jesus sandals

Wouldn't you like to

Come over and watch some vandals

Smashing up someone's home?

[Verse 2]

We can't help it, we're so thick, we can't think

Can't think of anything but shit, sleep, and drink

Oh, and we like women, "up the women," we say

And if we get lucky, yeah, we might even meet some one day

[Chorus]

Oh you, you in the Jesus sandals

Wouldn't you like to

Come over and watch some vandals

Smashing up someone's home?

[Bridge]

Mister, we just want your car

'Cause we're taking a girl to the reservoir

Oh, the papers say it's a tragedy

But don't you want to come and see?

[Guitar Solo]

[Bridge]

Mister, we just want your car

'Cause we're taking a girl to the reservoir

Oh, the papers say it's a tragedy

Don't you wanna come and see?

[Instrumental Break]

[Bridge]

Mister, we just want your car

'Cause we're taking a girl to the reservoir

Oh, the papers say it's a tragedy

Mister, we just want your car

'Cause we're taking a girl to the reservoir

Oh, the papers say it's a tragedy

But don't you wanna come and see?

[Outro]

Mister, we just want your car

'Cause we're taking a girl to the reservoir

Oh, the papers say it's a tragedy