I've got the time

And you've got the space

I'm gonna wipe you down

And lick the smile off your face, the smile off your face

Though we know that it's wrong

Towel sets, matching combs

Oh, it looks so good but does it turn you on? Oh

I want you now

And I want you here

Lie down by the fire

And if the neighbours hear, the neighbours hear

'Cos they don't understand

What you've got in your hand

Oh, it looks so good but does it turn you on? Oh yeah

Are we going to do it again?

Sideways

I was stuck in the queue when you came

Delivered me from his and hers

You pulled the units down

Delivered me from his and hers

And when I saw his face

Oh, it made me feel better

Oh, we've gone too far

We gave up hope

And the future's bleak

It's just a soap on a rope, a soap on a rope

Put the rope round his neck

Pull it tight, he's erect

Oh, and it looks so good but does it turn you on? Oh yeah

Are we going to do it again?

Shove it in sideways

I was stuck in the queue when you came

Delivered me from his and hers

You pulled the units down

Delivered me from his and hers

And when I saw his face

Oh, it made me feel better

So we were lying in bed afterwards

And she asked me

What made me frightened

And I said...

I'm frightened of Belgian Chocolates

I'm frightened of potpourri

I'm frightened of James Dean posters

I'm, I'm frightened of 26" screens

I'm frightened of, of remote control

I'm frightened of endowment plans

I'm, I'm frightened of figurines

Ow!

I'm frightened of evenings in the Brincliffe Oaks

Searching for the...

Conversations

"Oh, you're stupid", she said

And she took my hand

And she took her hand and she said

"I want

I want you

I want you to

I want you to touch

I want you to touch me

I want you to touch me

I want you to..."

Oh!

Are we going to do it again?

Shove it in sideways

I was stuck in the queue when you came

Delivered me from his and hers

You pulled the units down

Delivered me from his and hers

And when I saw his face

It made me feel better