[Verse 1]

I am not Jesus, though I have the same initials

I am the man who stays home and does the dishes

And how was your day?

Is that woman still trying to do your head in?

A man told me to beware of 33

He said, "It was not an easy time for me"

But I'll get through

Even though I've got no miracles to show you

[Chorus]

I'd like to make this water wine

But it's impossible

I've got to get these dishes dry

[Verse 2]

I'll read a story, if it helps you sleep at night

I got some matches, if you ever need a light

Oh, I am just a man

But I'm doing what I can to help you

[Chorus]

I'd like to make this water wine

But it's impossible

I've got to get these dishes dry

[Bridge]

And I, I'm not worried

That I will never touch the stars

'Cause stars belong up in heaven

And the earth is where we are

Oh yeah

[Instrumental Break]

[Chorus]

And aren't you happy just to be alive?

Anything's possible

You've got no cross to bear tonight

No, not tonight

No, not tonight

[Outro]

I'm not Jesus

Though I have the same initials